It has red eyes… and it’s making a heart emoji…

Love?

Or

He’s saying he wants to rip out your heart?

— plastic bag

Merry christmas everyone hohoho

No.

Still no.

Go away.

Why are you still here?

This is getting annoying.

You should leave.

If u leave I’ll… GIVE U A DIGITAL COOKIE

ok… that didn’t work…

This is a waste of time.

You should REALLY have better things to do other than this.

For real?

Ok, if ur still here, I can tell you about a crazy dream last night I had.

Ready?

Ahem…. CHAPTER ONE…

( skip)

( skip)

( skip)

CHAPTER FIFTEEN:

Then, Oliver lay by his RFP a watched his poisoned fellow friends die from the radiation, then said “ wait… THIS IS A DREAM.” He woke up in his bed and lived happily ever after running around a stadium full of Messi fans. THE END

SERIOUSLY.

Leave please.

What do you want?

Ok.

Bye bye

Shoo

Go away

Aurevoir, as the French say.

ok seriously, I’m getting bored of typing.

Go read the graphic novel series SPACE BOY. It’s rlly good.

Or wof.

The dream was based on SPACE BOY.

Ok….

So…..

What now?

Should we question the meaning of life?

I know what the meaning of life is.

It….

Is…

ok, I actually don’t know.

Thanks for reading, I guess?

Have a good day.

Bye

Ok, leave. Thats your cue.

Sigh.😮‍💨

This is boring now.

For. Real. Bye.

Ok, good bye.

Also, here’s ur digital cookie for reading. 🍪

- plastic bag

Ok is it just me or do these just NEED TO BE IN ASTRAOS. I mean just look at it. without the red eyes. it could guard ruins or something

Lalalalalalaalalalaalaaa wait what why am I here what is happening aahhhhh hheellppp