Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So I was sailing my raft gloriously on the crystal blue waters near the eastern islands, when I spot three... THREE therizos on the beach. Picking one out, I knock it out with a crossbow and begin to tame it. The other two, seemingly unhappy with this, begin to slash me up. I defend myself, placing spike walls around me and my soon-to-be companion. They, with a fire in their eyes, attempt to break down the walls, slashing their own hands on the sharpened wood. As they begin a new approach, head-butting the walls, They practically murder themselves. I turn around and resume taming the most beautiful therizinosuar in the world. I hear a slashing sound and turn, finding ten more therizos avenging their dead brethren. They die. Allβs good. I look at my therizoβs claws, knowing that with my new companion, I can slash my way through any raptor, dilo or rex pack I find.
More Therizinosaurus Funny Tips
If you find this thing RUN it took me out in two hits and completely demolished my home and murdered my raptor and my little otter cuddles please like to pay respects to my little cuddles kept me warm on the cold nights
Wanna know how to kill or get away from a Therizinosaurus? THER-IZNO WAY ππ
POV: If ark is irl:
News:
There's an universal threat called the tickle chicken
It may look cute and u might wanna hug it if u hug it it will kill u and feed u to it's chicks
DEATH TO THIS SATANIC BIRD BURN IT THEN TEAR IT APART!!!!!!
Wait wait wait... THIS THING EATS BERRIES?!?!??!!
The almighty tickle chicken!
Roses are red vilots are blue my dinos were killed by a thera and yours were too
if you encounter this especially wierd looking dinosaur in the wild with your tribemate. bola your tribemate and run
Level up = jazz hands
If you go to the search bar and type tickle chicken it will pull up a thery π€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π1up=1pesrson who loves the Dododex