People say escaping a tickle chicken means nothing but death. Well, let me share my survival story with one of these big chickens...weapon-less 😳. You might need it someday too. (Skip to fourth paragraph if you're a scaredy cat) 😗

Basically, I just respawned back from the dead and I was heading uphill to collect my items 😊 when suddenly that intense music when a dino agro's on you started playing 😵😱😵. I turned to see a tickle chicken behind me 😵 and gave one big, painful blow to my behind 😭. Half-naked 😋, no mounts, and with nothing on hand that I could possibly use to stop the big chicken on its tracks (not that any would be useful considering the small distance we had between each other), I knew running was my only option, and death was imminent.

My health was really low and one more blow would have knocked my lights out again, but, I just refused to give up. It was literally an uphill battle; stamina was running low, making my movements slower. It struck me again, but maybe it only hit my underwear 😁 so I survived it somehow. It was really tense, especially with the music 😵, running downhill would have been a good choice you might say but it was really close behind me and going sideways may have been faster death. How did I survive then? 🤔...Well...I ran around a rock 👀.

Yeah, that's right 🧐. While being chased by a tickle chicken, with stamina at its lowest, and the slope of the hill making it even harder to move, running around a nearby rock saved my life. The chicken 🐔 ran around with me for about once or twice then it eventually lost interest and stopped chasing me. Quite shocking it gave up that quick, actually 🥱. Thus, I survived 😋, though the story may have ended different if there were more than one chicken, or other deadly pursuiters.

FACTORS TO MY ESCAPE may have included:

🐔Height of the rock that hid me from the chicken.

🐔I got irresistibly good looks from all the exercise running gave, making the chicken blind from too much beauty and "lose sight" of me.