Son: Look, daddy, it's a big fluffy chicken.

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Son: Look, daddy, it's a big fluffy chicken.

Dad: Okay son I am too busy right now. Just take my long neck riffle and few Tranquilizer Dart and go get that chicken son.

Son: Okay Daddy I will be right back.

Dad: okay son go get that fluffy chicken. Dad thinks to himself β€œ aww my son going to knock out his first dodo. Awww that's my boy.

Feather Light: To dad coming dad

Dad: what's up feather-light?

Featherlight: there is a Max-level dino in the area.

Dad: Max level dino, dad Turn around and saw the monster that kill his wife and yell what the hell in dino world you doing, run boy run that's not a fluffy chicken that is the monster that kills your mother.

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