Be careful when taming Therizinos - we are dangerous, crafty and spiteful.

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Be careful when taming Therizinos - we are dangerous, crafty and spiteful. Two humans went after me today. One came near me, I chased him, and i clawed him damn good. I followed him up a ramp. He had lured me into a 2x2x2 taming pen.

I was trapped, so they start firing darts. Well, i was annoyed that he’d fooled me. my torpor was close to full. But I didnt want to be tamed, and I’d be damned if I was gonna be enslaved by these stupid ugly humans shooting me.

So I said, screw your trap, screw the rules of this game, and I just straight up jumped out off their pathetic pen - straight cleared the wall I’m not supposed to be able to jump - and went and launched myself off the rock formation I was on, right into the water at least 250 metres below.

Damn right. Those humans werent gonna tame me. Pity the megaladons I landed near were hungry. I heard the next Theri they trapped straight up walked through the wall like he was Kitty Pride from Xmen. I hear they still havent caught one.

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