Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-25T04:13:55+00:00

Go to the Redwood they said, it would be fun, they said

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-23T01:51:33+00:00

Raptors are red,

Dodos are blue,

You killed a dodo,

Now dodo kill you

A poem by Terry Ceratops

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-19T16:56:01+00:00

How can it fit through a regular door frame but not a double door frame

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-03T23:56:46+00:00

This is really just a dodo who spilled his coffee this morning

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-06T01:53:44+00:00

One spawns next to my base, time to relocate

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-12-22T17:03:57+00:00

Got another idea! It will be a giant moa or elephant bird...

It will: have a small platform saddle,

Be neutral..

This will be a concept mabey a mod

-I's 6

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2024-12-07T07:41:20+00:00

One dodo kill one hunt of you or your creatures

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-11T09:13:00+00:00

I have one tip if u see it u are dead

_dead survive :(

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-12T00:00:46+00:00

Zis is Ze Dodo on crack

- Whydoyoucare

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-09-18T03:49:52+00:00

Big ass dodo lol troll lol troll

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-11T23:21:41+00:00

Here’s a short story. I was just being a little beach bob with my thatch house and decided to have a nap I woke up to 2 rex’s a bronto and a whole lot of terror birds. At the time I had no idea what they where so I went outside and a whole lot of huge dodos came running at me. Almost immediately I died and when I respawned at my bed and my house was half destroyed so I ran for my life. And lived somewhere safer so yeah I hate terror birds

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2018-08-19T02:04:30+00:00

It’s just a fuzzy dodo go and give it a big hug

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-28T11:59:17+00:00

You know dragon ball z? This is the super saiyan form of the dodo.

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-02T10:39:27+00:00

🦤🦤🦤🦤big dodo go zooooooooom

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2018-05-03T05:52:35+00:00

If you kill one of them they eat it

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-08T02:14:47+00:00

YOUR DODO EVOLVED INTO A TERROR BIRD

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-09-30T00:08:22+00:00

Me:*tames a dodo

Dodo at level 16: *evolves into vulture

Me:oh cool

Vulture at level 38:* evolves into terror bird

Me: Cryopods=Pokeballs

Dinosaurs =Pokémon

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-17T04:55:59+00:00

Hmm let me kill these dodos turns into terror bird me

😢

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-29T22:43:56+00:00

When you tell your friends you really want one and they murder a level 102

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-15T06:41:13+00:00

I love how they do there lil struts like there a biker gang or something WAIT there listening to music how did I not see it