Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the terror bird? Funny terror bird jokes submitted by ARK players.
Here’s a short story. I was just being a little beach bob with my thatch house and decided to have a nap I woke up to 2 rex’s a bronto and a whole lot of terror birds. At the time I had no idea what they where so I went outside and a whole lot of huge dodos came running at me. Almost immediately I died and when I respawned at my bed and my house was half destroyed so I ran for my life. And lived somewhere safer so yeah I hate terror birds
I was about to finish taming a dire bear and these oversized dodos came out of nowhere and ate the knocked out dire bear, then they came after me and I thought I could outrun them, I was wrong. I was taking hit after hit from the gang of terror birds, I didn't stand a chance, I even tried fighting back, but it made no difference. Your fate is sealed once they see you.