WARNING: CAN FIT THROUGH REGULAR DOORFRAME I AM SHOOK

“That’s a big dodo!”

Don’t let that be your last words, don’t be like me.

They are not just big dodos many survivors died to bring us this message

BEWARE THEY ARE LEARNING!

Not only did one kill my me and Parasaur mount (we never stood a chance), my computer froze trying to respawn. This is the first time Ark has crashed my computer. I’m convinced the Terror Bird did this. They are learning how to terrorize us outside the game. AVOID AT ALL COSTS BEFORE THEY ESCAPE THE MATRIX!

“That dodo is fast!” -Me the first time I see one

These birds are found in the Redwoods, I saw a flock of like 20 chasing a Rex- they killed it. . The apocalypse is closer then we think.

I live in a rag server on SW a zone. Outside my house they are everywhere. Every turn I make, they are there. They travel in groups, where they range from level 20 to 160. If I leave my house without bolas these satan parrots will eat me alive. I spend day and night killing the birds as soon as I get them alone, then the Al Capone of terror birds send in another gang of them. Help me.

If you want to find one of these make sure you’re doing something really important where you just can’t die be on a flying Dino and run out of stamina Trust me they’ll be waiting. And they will kill you. It will kill your Mount It’ll kill your best friend. It’ll kill some guy you don’t know. And then it will kill you so many times that you’ll stop playing ark

Satan's right hand hen. When you jump, it jumps higher. When you run, it runs faster. When you finally think you've lost it, it shows up as sure as death. One is a negotiable death, a group is the apocalypse