Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the steinbjörn? Funny steinbjörn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-10T20:49:12+00:00

Padington!!! Hi I don’t know what I’m doing 😐😐😅

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-09T14:40:42+00:00

When winne the Pooh didn’t get his milk for 4 years

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-02-27T11:03:29+00:00

Björn is bear in swedish! Just said this for fun tho :D

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-09-17T06:18:22+00:00

That’s it. (Fjord thingy and other what’s-his-face there’s to many of them nooooow… can’t even pronounce these names right, not real living things who’s idea WAS thiiiiiiiiis…)

*walks out of room*

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-24T10:01:32+00:00

Why is everyone using yutys in boss fights! Honk a parasaur instead!

(Just kidding)

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-11T18:13:23+00:00

What……is…….THIS

Really what the heck is this THING!

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-13T21:27:16+00:00

- From my queston "what da heck is this?", I RELIZED ITS A GIAN BEAR

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-30T00:20:38+00:00

Ice ice were ded

bumbumbumbadadumbum

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-03-17T04:14:34+00:00

Its powerful enough to kill a give but can't break thatch 💀💀💀💀

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-17T01:38:14+00:00

ARK devs: we need new creature for fjordur

Mad Employee: So about direbear…

Boss:Ye

M E: we feed it crack, put superglue on it, have it roll about in gravel

Boss: bit odd but ok

ARK devs: WHAT DA FAK HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING

M E: I’m not done, we also call it hurnejescorlkhd

Boss:LES GO

ARK devs: A SHIT

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-16T20:21:59+00:00

Does anyone like the Monterrey fc?

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-05-23T22:21:56+00:00

Big pretty bear with glowy things

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-28T15:38:38+00:00

IDK ABOUT THIS litterally I have never heard of it

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-01T09:50:00+00:00

Steinbjörn apparently means Stone Bear in a few Scandinavian languages

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2022-07-13T15:28:22+00:00

DA HECK DOES DIS LOOK LIKE? I am on computer therefore i shall not be able to see dis thing.

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2022-08-08T01:44:07+00:00

Have you ever heard of google?

-people with brains

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-30T05:15:08+00:00

Just Quebec gdsfsfdr Cesar wording vccc DC cdddfrrrfs access N. ź c Cxxxcccc. Gugg The. Hhgggcvv bc ccggf

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-24T19:28:40+00:00

Big boi fhjdnfhdnfj needs more words