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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the steinbjörn? Funny steinbjörn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:Um what is this?
Ark devs:Hehe,have fun with that!
*Kills it in 129 hours*
Me:Finally!Now there's will pay for the tim it took!
Ark devs:Run.
Me:I'm coming!
Boss:What in the world is going on?
Me:Agh!I'll get you devs!
Ark devs:Boss please help us!
*Boss's mind:What is the world of fjord is going on?*
The end!I hope you enjoy my lil clip of this odd boss! -Thylcolo huntress
ARK devs: we need new creature for fjordur
Mad Employee: So about direbear…
Boss:Ye
M E: we feed it crack, put superglue on it, have it roll about in gravel
Boss: bit odd but ok
ARK devs: WHAT DA FAK HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING
M E: I’m not done, we also call it hurnejescorlkhd
Boss:LES GO
ARK devs: A SHIT