Bro why are all the tips just “I haven’t encountered it first!” 😂😂

One time I got one but it got killed by a carno as soon as it tamed because I was scared of it

Ark when it came out a realistic dinosaur game nowadays brings out Godzilla hydra smoll things that mind controll. Wild card yeah it's still a realistic dinosaur game

Me:oh finally i was looking for a high lvl dire Bear.

Stenibjörn: bruh. come here you little mouse like creature

Just use a army of five troodon level 10

Me:Um what is this?

Ark devs:Hehe,have fun with that!

*Kills it in 129 hours*

Me:Finally!Now there's will pay for the tim it took!

Ark devs:Run.

Me:I'm coming!

Boss:What in the world is going on?

Me:Agh!I'll get you devs!

Ark devs:Boss please help us!

*Boss's mind:What is the world of fjord is going on?*

The end!I hope you enjoy my lil clip of this odd boss! -Thylcolo huntress

..the bjornstein bears?? what does stein mean in norse anyways

The picture of this this is the same pose as the dire bear.

Padington!!! Hi I don’t know what I’m doing 😐😐😅

That’s it. (Fjord thingy and other what’s-his-face there’s to many of them nooooow… can’t even pronounce these names right, not real living things who’s idea WAS thiiiiiiiiis…)

*walks out of room*

Ships on vigor of the waves are skimming

Barren summits to the verdant plains

Each horizon is a new beginning

Rise and reign

Far from the fjords and the ice cold currents

Ravens soar over new frontiers

Songs and sagas of a fate determined

Shields and spears

Vows of favour or the thrill of plunder

Pull together for the clan and kin

Clank of hammers and the crash of thunder

Pound within

Oh-ho-oh

The echoes of eternity

Oh-ho-oh

Valhalla calling me

Oh-ho-oh

To pluck the strings of destiny

Oh-ho-oh

Valhalla calling me

Valhalla calling me

Sails a' swaying on the crimson rivers Blood and glory in the fighting fields

Shields a' shatter into splintered timbers

Iron and steel

Fires are rising and the bells are ringing

Glory take us into Odin's halls

Golden glimmer and the sound of singing

Asgard's call

Oh-ho-oh

The echoes of eternity

Oh-ho-oh

Valhalla calling me

Oh-ho-oh

To pluck the strings of destiny

Oh-ho-oh

Valhalla calling me

Valhalla calling me

Wind and the waves will carry me

Wind and the waves will set me free

Oh-ho-oh

The echoes of eternity

Oh-ho-oh

Valhalla calling me

Oh-ho-oh

To pluck the strings of destiny

Oh-ho-oh

Valhalla calling me

Valhalla calling me

VALHALLA!

Björn is bear in swedish! Just said this for fun tho :D

Why is everyone using yutys in boss fights! Honk a parasaur instead!

(Just kidding)

One day y'all understand that dinosaur era ended long ago. Crazy, nothing to do with science, weird, overpowered creature era has begun.

- From my queston "what da heck is this?", I RELIZED ITS A GIAN BEAR

DA HECK DOES DIS LOOK LIKE? I am on computer therefore i shall not be able to see dis thing.

Steinbjörn apparently means Stone Bear in a few Scandinavian languages

Big pretty bear with glowy things

ARK devs: we need new creature for fjordur

Mad Employee: So about direbear…

Boss:Ye

M E: we feed it crack, put superglue on it, have it roll about in gravel

Boss: bit odd but ok

ARK devs: WHAT DA FAK HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING

M E: I’m not done, we also call it hurnejescorlkhd

Boss:LES GO

ARK devs: A SHIT

Su