They said I was crazy.

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They said I was crazy. They said it was impossible. They said I should give up on taming a lvl 150 golem with stone. I feel accomplished, yet empty. Maybe doing more stupid things will fill this void in my heart. Give me a suggestion of something stupid, pointless even, that might fill this void. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go tame enough dodos to, when mutated, be strong enough to overthrow the world’s government, kill a titanosaur, and demolish the redwoods broodmother in 1 year time.

Signed,

The behemoth Merchant A.K.A that 1 guy

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