Turns out these gyes spawn on f*cking beaches so I started…

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Turns out these gyes spawn on f*cking beaches so I started my new Ark Valguero one hour before the incident so I was walking around on my trike and then a rex jumped out of f*cking Ohio and broke my wooden house two days later cane back with a Yuriranous and clapped that motherf*ckers a*s

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