How to be a real man/woman

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How to be a real man/woman

1. Become encumbered

2.find a Max level TEK rex and kill it(with your fists!)

3. Take itโ€™s implant

4. Make revive chamber

5. Knock him out with fists donโ€™t cheese with a sling shot

6. Punch it until itโ€™s at ooo.oo taming afectiveness

7. Keep it down with narco berries for a real life day while laughing obnoxiously

8. Feed it one meat

9. Slap it in the face to show it your the apex

10. Feed it kibble rexes hate

11. Once it is tamed name it โ€œReal manโ€™s tameโ€.

12. Kill it

13. Revive it

13. Put all its points into speed, health, strength, and oxygen

14. Get a saddle and destroy all low level tribes

15. Everyone will think your tame is a giga

16. Make an overpowered tribe with only these

17. Become a true alpha tribe

18. Rule the Ark

19. Beat all bosses

20. Become an all TEK tribe and destroy every tribe you dislike and force others to be Allys, but only give your tribe access to your bases, builds, and tames.

21. Congratulations for ruling Ark! Congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽˆ congratulations ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽŠ !!!!!!!!!!,!,!

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