Reaper:Mom, dad how did you meet

Dad:you don't wanna know kid

Mom:by impregnating you father

Apex predator

Chapter one

The moon shone down on the darkened redwoods, and a lone survivor wondered through the immense forest. The survivor was armed with a crossbow, and had a dead archaeopteryx slung over his shoulder. A dark sabertooth walked beside him. Suddenly, he heard an ear splitting screech, one like nothing he had ever heard before, and a terrifying creature leapt towards him! The survivor screamed, as the creature flung aside his crossbow, then there was the horrible sound of choking as the creature grabbed his neck and sqeezed tight. The survivors neck was torn open and his body dropped to the ground, the sabertooth tried to run, but the creature was much faster, it pinned it down, and shredded with its claws. The creature screeched victoriously, and began to feast on their corpses

Baby reaper:mom where are the humans im hungry

Reaper queen: they are about to come stay behind this rock ok?

Baby reaper: ok mommy

*humans trap the mother and start hurting her*

Baby reaper's mind:no mom fight back *runs away to the blue tree zone*

*mom reaper dies from human/poachers*

NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW THE KINGS FEEL

LIKE FOR PART TWO (SORRY CANT TURN OFF CAPPS)

I was on my top stat mana on a rag at

Blue ob, it was laggy and then I see something jump from the jungle.

At first it looks like a Rex cus the figure didn’t load in, I see a guy in a reaper jumping to blue ob I’m like oh shoot. I run to a desert drop upload my stuff and he kept asking come back im friendly. I upload ALL of my stuff including the mana and then I go to blue ob naked and he asked do u still have ur mana on ur body and then I just transferred off in front of him

So there I was. Taking a stroll into the radiation zone, my rock drake and I pleasantly gliding about; then I saw it. The creature started attacking me. We fought and fought until they grabbed me, and then i was forced to raise their child. Wont even pay child support. However I love my child.

Reaper queen: Ross are red and violets are blue, and my bed has room for two!

Me: Nope

Reaper queen: u have no choice* Impregnate Me*

Me: I hate u

Reaper queen: I know

10 years later

Me: I’m back. Omg wtf Derrickgamin274 get out! How many have impregnated on Queen?

Reaper queen: the entire sever

Lol up or down if u like this!i will post more

When it was birthed I loved it so much it was max lev i was so sad when I saw a raptor snacking on my own baby I was MAD really MAD I tortured that raptor I took my tek rifle and shot it once it was at ten I let it heal the I took the time to set up a stage with the raptor in the middle then I gave everybody one tek Grenada then what happened next was explosive they all threw it at the raptor and he was super spasy he flung super high but then it landed on the stage his head was backwards then I carried the body and went to a rock drake den and guess what I said I said this is the ark and threw it in there it was eaten in seconds

Wow, apex predator got a lot of likes, three likes for most chapters, four for the rest, and the chapter one that I accidentally posted in funny section got seven likes. I mean, jaws of death and clash of the bio Titans got like one like per chapter, so I’m guessing they’re not very good.

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Apex Predator behind the scenes

Aidan when he sees the dead dodos: NOOOO!! Dead dodos!

Director(me): they’re fake

Aidan: oh

*CUT*

Aidan when he’s attacked by the red ferociraptor: AAAAAHHHHH IM GOING TO DIE!!

Director: it’s an animatronic

Aidan: oh, still scary

*CUT*

Aidan when John rescues him: wait, is that Arnold Schwarzenegger under all that ghillie?

Director: no, we couldn’t hire him.

Aidan: damn, that suc-

*CUT*

*purple ferociraptor breaks into the house*

Aidan: Ow I just got a splinter!

*CUT*

*ferociraptor kills john*

Aidan: nooooo Arnold, I mean John is dead!

Director: he’s not really dead.

Aidan: good.

*CUT*

*Aidan drags himself out of the river after jumping in*

“Im freezing!”

*CUT*

Aidan after killing the acidosaurs: *licks fake blood off lips*

Director: YOU*RE NOT MEANT TO LICK THE BLOOD OFF YOUR LIPS!!!

Aidan: but it’s so tasty

Director: that’s because it’s tomato ketchup.

Aidan: oh so you can afford to make animatronic dinosaurs but when it comes to blood you have to use tomato ketchup!

*CUT*

Aidan when he’s meant to be reading his dossier book: I’m bored

*CUT*

Aidan after killing the ferociraptor: well that was intense! And I’m freezing.

*CUT*

Director: well that was a flipping mess

Aidan: Oi!

Director: well it is, you’re a rubbish actor

Aidan: I’m offended

Director: go work on your skills

Aidan: I only did it badly cause I hate the script

Director: well you need to practice cause we aren’t getting a replacement actor.

Aidan: damn

Now you know all the hard work that went into creating Apex Predator!

-Apex

Apex Predator behind the scenes

Aidan when he sees the dead dodos: NOOOO!! Dead dodos!

Director(me): they’re fake

Aidan: oh

*CUT*

Aidan when he’s attacked by the red ferociraptor: AAAAAHHHHH IM GOING TO DIE!!

Director: it’s an animatronic

Aidan: oh, still scary

*CUT*

Aidan when John rescues him: wait, is that Arnold Schwarzenegger under all that ghillie?

Director: no, we couldn’t hire him.

Aidan: damn, that suc-

*CUT*

*purple ferociraptor breaks into the house*

Aidan: Ow I just got a splinter!

*CUT*

*ferociraptor kills john*

Aidan: nooooo Arnold, I mean John is dead!

Director: he’s not really dead.

Aidan: good.

*CUT*

*Aidan drags himself out of the river after jumping in*

“Im freezing!”

*CUT*

Aidan after killing the acidosaurs: *licks fake blood off lips*

Director: YOU*RE NOT MEANT TO LICK THE BLOOD OFF YOUR LIPS!!!

Aidan: but it’s so tasty

Director: that’s because it’s tomato ketchup.

Aidan: oh so you can afford to make animatronic dinosaurs but when it comes to blood you have to use tomato ketchup!

*CUT*

Aidan when he’s meant to be reading his dossier book: I’m bored

*CUT*

Aidan after killing the ferociraptor: well that was intense! And I’m freezing.

*CUT*

Director: well that was a flipping mess

Aidan: Oi!

Director: well it is, you’re a rubbish actor

Aidan: I’m offended

Director: go work on your skills

Aidan: I only did it badly cause I hate the script

Director: well you need to practice cause we aren’t getting a replacement actor.

Aidan: damn

Now you know all the hard work that went into creating Apex Predator!

-Apex