What are some funny jokes or stories about the palaeoctopus? Funny palaeoctopus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I love how on the name idea there’s -the kraken- with lots of likes, and then there’s -kraken- with minus likes.
guys, I think it MIGHT spawn in the ocean, I might sound crazy like “It spawns on land vro” but like it’s just a theory (a game theory)
Sometimes I I name him Squidward because he looks like him
Roses are red violets are blue
You can’t see me
And I’m coming for you
The roses are wilting the violets are dying
You suffocated and your tribe mate is crying
HOW MANY TICKLES DOES AN OCTOPUS NEED TO LAUGH?! TENTICKLES!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Cool design,
Completely broken gameplay,
And an A+ for effort.
The first prehistoric octopus monster thingy in space.
one small tentacle step for octopuses
one giant tentacle leap for octopus kind
He like turtles
Ok longer do you like turtles i love turtles 🐢
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS Palaeoctopus LOOK LIKE SOMONE PUT A STICKER ON MY SCREEN BRUV 💀💀
You will be heartbroken when you collect 70 bio toxin like me and learn it it doesn’t work 😭
I’m excited to see how this will react to boats…..
Ark legit said
“Genesis ascended, five worlds of diverse ecosystems, but we’re only gonna add stuff to the water one”
I’m personally disappointed
Have you seen how big the concept is
WE’RE SKREWD IF ITS THAT BIG
ITS FREAKING AS BIG AS A REX PROBABLY LARGER
You’re telling me we got the Kraken But not the modded version And so cold in a new creature and gave it a terrible name Which is basically prehistoric squid And boom this is where we got this idiot from
Get some Thralls and make them fight it and now you got yourself a Pirates vs the Kraken Movie
With honesty.. If thing was real and huge, how would you feel about going into the water? I wouldn’t even touch the water 🥲
ARRRRRRRKKKKK WE NEED A IRRITATORRRRRRRRR
Did you know: its been out for a total of 5 days from today?
Quem tá falando que esse foi o Primeiro polvo tá errado, e a Tuso?🤔 Ta aonde, hein? Num sei!😜
Eu nunca vi esse bicho na minha vida, já joguei no Genesis e nunca nem vi isso, e eu Jogo no ASA!😦