Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the overseer? Funny overseer jokes submitted by ARK players.
Loot drop: gift from overseer! Get it now!
Me: bow… no 42 arrows… yes ascendant chitin armour blue print… I already have one. Medium crop blue print! I’m to lazy to buy the engram! Yes PleasE!!! Say thank you to this overseer guy, I like him!
Loot drop: K👍🏻 🫡
Three days later
Me: the loot drop showed up at my base again!
Loot drop: Overseer responded, new gift for you!
Me: UUUUUUUuUUUU! Let’s see… crossbow… sure arrows… yeah medium crop blue print… MEDIUM CROP BLUE PRINT! I NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH THIS GUY! Can you get me a time and place to talk with the overseer.
Loot drop: sir yes sir!
Two days later
Loot drop: red obelisk, 8:00 am, he wants you to bring this tapejara you call “duct tape-Jara” too
Me: got it!*whistles, flap flap flap flap*
Duct tape-jara: caw! Let’s go boss!
Me:*hops on* LETS GO!!!
Three minutes later
Overseer: I hear and saw you have complaints about my gifts, what about I give you 100 amber but keep giving you crop plots.
Me: can you tell me where plesiosaurs spawn in the ocean, too, I can’t find any.
Overseer: That’s it! You’ve gone to far mister! *say in deep voice* YOU. DIE. NOW.
Me: what are you gonna do? Throw specimen implants at me!🥹🤣😂
Overseer: * summons the power of a thousand suns, shoots giant laser*
Me: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!☠️
The end
-Eighthop.