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Loot drop: gift from overseer! Get it now!

Me: bow… no 42 arrows… yes ascendant chitin armour blue print… I already have one. Medium crop blue print! I’m to lazy to buy the engram! Yes PleasE!!! Say thank you to this overseer guy, I like him!

Loot drop: K👍🏻 🫡

Three days later

Me: the loot drop showed up at my base again!

Loot drop: Overseer responded, new gift for you!

Me: UUUUUUUuUUUU! Let’s see… crossbow… sure arrows… yeah medium crop blue print… MEDIUM CROP BLUE PRINT! I NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH THIS GUY! Can you get me a time and place to talk with the overseer.

Loot drop: sir yes sir!

Two days later

Loot drop: red obelisk, 8:00 am, he wants you to bring this tapejara you call “duct tape-Jara” too

Me: got it!*whistles, flap flap flap flap*

Duct tape-jara: caw! Let’s go boss!

Me:*hops on* LETS GO!!!

Three minutes later

Overseer: I hear and saw you have complaints about my gifts, what about I give you 100 amber but keep giving you crop plots.

Me: can you tell me where plesiosaurs spawn in the ocean, too, I can’t find any.

Overseer: That’s it! You’ve gone to far mister! *say in deep voice* YOU. DIE. NOW.

Me: what are you gonna do? Throw specimen implants at me!🥹🤣😂

Overseer: * summons the power of a thousand suns, shoots giant laser*

Me: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!☠️

The end

-Eighthop.

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