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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the nunatak? Funny nunatak jokes submitted by ARK players.
WARNING: CONTAINS WOF SPOILERS FOR BOOK 14
Lynx: Queen snow fall, you need to calm down-
Snowfall: I AM CALM. SEE HOW ZEN I AM?!
Lynx: just take a breath, it will be all right, Snowfall!
Snowfall: THATS QUEEN SNOWFALL TO YOU
( later in the series)
( rankings wall is destroyed)
Snowfall: ahhhh, that feels better.
Narwhal: ( fuming) THE WALL IS DESTROYED!! IT WAS SACRED
to this day Narwhal has been taking out his anger by playing ark and killing noobs.
— plastic bag
Player 1 - " how are we supposed to beat this thing!" Player 2 - " i don't know well I guess it was nice knowing you man." Player 1 - yeah you too bro." Bobby - "hello boys!" (Then Bobby proceeds to hold 2 flamethrowers at once while hismarm6 of 350 fire wyverns attack Nunatak, then Bobby throughs a grenade down Nunataks throat and then walks away in slow motion with a cool explosion behind him and his compy named death on his houlder.) Player 1 - " how in the name of........" The system - "player 1 level 67 was stomped on by a brachiosaurus level 41."