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Mesocipicous: daddy!

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Mesocipicous: daddy!

Megaciphicous: I am not your daddy!

Gigantocipicous: me neither.

Megaciphicous: your a female!

Yeti: mOnKeY pArTy!

Gigantocipicous: leave me alone!

Human: hi!

Yeti: DIE!

Mesocipicous: RUN!

Human: people and monkeys are related-

Player has been killed by yeti.

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