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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mek? Funny mek jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-10T15:27:19+00:00

A bola and club should be enough to knock out Optimus prime over here

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2019-02-20T03:29:11+00:00

Tonight we are canceling the apocalypse!

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2018-11-30T03:22:29+00:00

Arkbots, roll out!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-04-24T17:16:05+00:00

Anyone else have a Mek get destroyed to a element vain?Just me I know hate how Meks get stuck on some things like Dino’s they bit the meks toes to death ha funny…….level 132 mek down the drain bye weeks worth of grinding resources.I now am scared to do element vains.But still funny how my tribemates perspective of mek floating over Dino’s as it exploded.

That’s why I stop going and doing element Vains.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-31T05:30:51+00:00

Mel Aaaaaaaaaa I need 2 pilots I'm a goner

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2018-11-16T00:07:09+00:00

All Form voltron yeahhhhhhhhhh

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-05-19T04:47:51+00:00

Meks can drop out of the sky and you can ride

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-03T22:48:55+00:00

Voice:stand by for titan fall

Me:ok

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-03T02:00:08+00:00

Mecha warrior 2 is here btw if u played it I will bless you and ur family

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-06T13:04:52+00:00

This is not voltron. I need more words lol so im going to put some more words is that enough, ok, yep, that is enough.

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-20T13:57:09+00:00

*radio crackles* "Everyone in your bunkers stand by for titanfall..."

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2018-12-24T02:16:06+00:00

You can find them all over the island, really easy tames you just need slingshot and feed it berries

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2018-12-16T08:09:13+00:00

All hail the almighty jager

Mel

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-04-20T02:29:29+00:00

Mek, muck, mek, muck mekmuckmekmuck

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-02T22:04:26+00:00

It a mega mek just not as mega as the mega mek

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2018-11-30T15:58:40+00:00

This is what happens when Jack Cooper and Hellan Walker have a baby

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-13T01:01:05+00:00

Toes are helpful with a Mek! I think toes can start good lives, toes toes toes.

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-09T20:43:54+00:00

Mega Mek is jipsy danger and the kaijus r the king titans

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-12T18:49:14+00:00

when the ark devs like transformers

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-07T09:25:41+00:00

Just knock it out with a club and bring a few narcos