What are some funny jokes or stories about the megaraptor? Funny megaraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
When you realized this actually existed
Like wow
Usaully ya will be like “wow Im half this didnt exist” whelp they used too
Guys that way, to tame it is to go up to it and hit it with a wooden club
Say hello to the raptor boogie man
PL1-"UMMM..."
PL2-"hm?AAAAAAAA!!!"
PL3-*laughing*..."AAAAA!!!"
PL4-"CUTE!!!! Oh no..."
(Player 5 died because of megaraptor lvl-100)
(Player 4 died because of megaraptor lvl-100)
Player 123-"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
I’d rather shove a ak47 up my ass then tame this shitstain
I’m doing good care of the dinosaur