What are some funny jokes or stories about the malwyn? Funny malwyn jokes submitted by ARK players.
My dog doesn’t bite😄 The dog:
POV, we got Pokémon in ark Before GTA6
Your veilwyn ( ice, normal type ) has evolved into malwyn ( fire, dark type)!
Ark inventing lost colony-
Why have dinosaurs when you can have..
A laser eyed frog lizard!
A Pokémon!
A Chinese dragon!
Some nightmare fuel!
And dragons but smaller!
Oh yay! I caught a veilwyn!
UR VEILWYN IS EVOLVING
Oh yippee!🥳
UR VEILWYN IS NOW A SOWYN
We’re gonna have a great time together- -
UR SOWYN IS EVOLVING
huh??
UR SOWYN IS NOW A MALWYN
what the **** is that?!
Arks basic thought process-
“ so you know how we took the ferox, and made it scary well I have an idea, we’re gonna make another ferox and get this, we’re gonna make it scary! “
P1: Would you like to play with my new dog
P2: I don't know he looks feisty, does he bite
P1: thats what I want to find out
Bruv these Dino things r actually cooked💀
“Oh don’t worry , Cupcake doesn’t bite”
Muffin will only irradicate you if you tried to attack me by the way with your stupidly overpowered wyvern.
I am dubbing this the crash out fox ( cuz it looks angry )
It looks like it shoved a stick into its mouth to replace its toung
Hi! This is my Veilwyn named Muffin!, Muffin meet whoever this idiot is who thought It was a good idea to meet Muffin, as Muffin will now irradiate you from existence.