Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Dilo dies and goes to the above:
“W-Where am I?” Exclaimed the Dilo
“Where you belong,” boomed a voice in the distance
“W-Who are you?”
“The voice stepped out of the shadow showing it’s metal familiar structure. It was none other than the Overseer. The fear pulsed through the dinosaur body with lightning speed.
“Welcome to the discussion of your fate, mere theropod,” boomed the Overseer
“Please, I can’t die now, I have so much to live for,” plead the Dilo
“The jury will decide your fate,”
The jury was none other than the Dilo’s favorite prey item, Lystros.
“Daddy look! It’s the jerk that killed us!” Called a little lystro
The jury discussed over if the Dilo should go to Heaven or Nameless Cove. The Dilo fell to his knees and begged and prayed for forgiveness. The jury looked at him in disgust and told the Overseer that they thought.
“Sorry little one, the jury has found you guilty, your punishment? Death,” The Overseer raised a tek sword over the Dilo’s head and down came the sword. But something strange happened, he wasn’t dead, but rather alive and well. In front of him stood a rather ugly human. The Dilo thought this was his punishment, to server the human forever. And never again did he hunt a lystro.
Moral of the story?
DON’T YOU DARE KILL THE BREAD WITH LEGS
-Voidwyrm
More Lystrosaurus Funny Tips
Me and my brother play ark together. And the Lystros are my favorite cuz they so cute! So we got an orange and green one. We named it olive, and called it a cute little derp... Little did we know that if you take A Triceratops egg, it will come for you! And I had little water ballon derp with us, and it was too late for little olive... We made her a grave that said “here lies olive-the most derp of them all.” Every like equals 1 spiritual pet for little Olive... 💔