What are some funny jokes or stories about the lost king? Funny lost king jokes submitted by ARK players.
Kids, don’t talk to strangers.
He kinda hot tbh blah blah helpful tip ts is not helpful
Honestly he gives off if Thrull from Last Kids On Earth and The Shadow Man from Princess and the frog did a Saiyan fusion VIA voodoo🫤🫤🫤🫤 just my thoughts.
Helena:who wins lost king or monsterverse kong but six feet tall
Kong: godzilla this lady is an idiot my powerscaling is at minimum city level
Godzilla: her in is lower than homer simpson
HOW DID YOU TAME ME IM A MAN WHO JUST WENT THROUGH PUBERTY I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR SLAVE DIPSHI-
I don't know why but when I first fought him this was my first thought in the cutscene: "He looks Feminine... What is wrong with me?"
-DinoLover360
NAHH If I see this thing in the wild Imma crasout and quit ark
(Teleports into the arena without anything somehow) "Uh-" (Dies instantly)
Gonna be very balanced: bring 1k ossidons 1k reapers