Wish you could sit on its head..
So now we have mobile spiked walls. French tribes will love this dino
The app: *with it’s sharp spikes and tail, it can easily take on large carnivores*
Me: *finds a wild kentro*
Kentro: *starts eating my face off with it’s beak*
Me: did this thing forgot how to be a herbivore or what it’s literally supposed to use it’s tail
It impales its foes alive slowly drowning its victims in its own blood.
I'll name him Mr. Puffles!
GUYS I GOT A GAME!
Throw dodos at a set spike from a good distance and the first person to get 2 stuck in the spike wins!
There like a Lego with legs....you don't wannna step on em!
Doessier says that last mankind try to ride it end up dying from holes in his butt. No one since attempt to ride it.
Was in my base refining metal when one of these babies runs by with an impaled tribemate of mine stuck to its back screaming help. I just went on with my business. No one has seen Ricky or his kidnapper since.
But most importantly
He makes you a kabob snacc