Once dumb old me was in the arctic and I had tamed a…

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Once dumb old me was in the arctic and I had tamed a sabertooth named Diego, and I had a big wood base and a campfire and good ish stuff. So I went to tame a penguin and I did. I named him Goomba. But, when things got nice and happy, THE GIGA I encountered and died to earlier WAS BACK. AND ANGRY. He ATE MY BASE, MY PENGUIN, AND MY SABERTOOTH before EATING ME. R.I.P. my base and everyone else

P.S. 1 like = 1 prayer for Goomba and Diego

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