Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hydra? Funny hydra jokes submitted by ARK players.
Head one:I want to explore!
Head two:I’m hungry
Head three:shut up I’m reading
Head four:huh
Head one: I’m booooreeeedd
Head three: reading is like an adventure…for ur brain
Head two:I’m sooo hungry…
Head four:what?
Head one:books are boring
Head three:nuh uh!!! It’s so cool!
Head two:……. Do we only need one brain to live?
Head four: uh yeah doy
Head two:(rips off head four)
Head four(screams)
Head one; WHAT HAVE U DONE
head three: MONSTER
head two: what can I say? I was hungry.
Head two:…( looks at head one)
Head one: oh no
Player: what is that dumb thing doing?(player sees basilisk running from itself)
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