What are some funny jokes or stories about the glowbug? Funny glowbug jokes submitted by ARK players.
Y o u m i g h t n o t b e l i e v e y o u r e y e s,
I f t e n m i l l i o n f i r e f l i e s,
L i t u p t h e w o r l d,
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whistle attack on it with a pack of bulb dogs and prepare to die laughing.
As if we didn't already have enough bugs in Ark
Don’t kill him he been good boi...
Ok he noisy, kill him
The most dangerous creature in the game could easily kill a giga.
Well They Like Sparkles But When Your Bulb Dog Pisses Them There Sparkles Disappear and they go kite a spino to you...good luck...
It's my lost glowing, shiny beedrill... what else? Why did It leave untamable, letting ark see what a Beedrill is, A shiny Beedrill left untamed... WHY ARK I JUST WANNA GET MY HANDS ON A BEEDRILL OUTTA THE POKEMON WORLD...
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Leave my door open just a crack
Please take me away from here
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
Why do I tire of counting sheep
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten mil
These things can’t fit through any gates which makes since there huge bigger than a titan
Y ru sticking ur batteries in my butt
Glow bugs are weird glowing lights that flight
Easily they the strongest animal in the game. Could easily kill the new titans.
I s t h i s a f l y i n g g l o w t a i l ¿
Why do they have color zones... saw a red one with a pink light during the valentines event
Charge jug bugs give you... CHARGE! It is in the name!
funny fly flying with the flies
Y O U W O U L D N O T B E L I V E Y O U R E Y E S
Knock it out with console commands it’s pretty stupid
Wait what’s in extinction that makes the sunken forest like abb... oh yeah, the FIREFLY
Aberration has fireflies and ravagers?
It’s like war all over again!