The monke army (all creatures are pets except trike) true story

Survivor: MONKES ATTACK THAT TRIKE

monkes: (monke battle cries)

survivor implant: your jerboa died

Megapithecus I tamed with admin commands: throws rock at trike

Trike: (dies)

Survivor: noooooo my jerboa (the end)

(I found another jerboa)