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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-09-17T22:20:22+00:00

Go to the highlands they said, it’ll be fun they said...

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-09-07T10:05:14+00:00

*Gets journeyman shotgun from drop* YES LETS GO *looks at recipe* 660 metal ingots 165 wood and 220 hide

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-08-10T00:19:22+00:00

I saw a gigs by griffin mountain and with my dumb self I said you know what why don’t I hit a GIGA THAT HAD 80k Heath I said to my self I have a max lvl rg nothing could go wrong…… something went wrong in one hit MY RGS HELF WENT TO HALFFFFFFF but I was lucky I had the right amount of amber to buy a gold collar and same my rg and kill the giga

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-31T10:30:13+00:00

i saw a giga, i tried to kill it. it ended up killing me and my tame.. rip lvl 890 wyvern 🗿

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-28T20:58:36+00:00

If you actually clicked the dodoex button consider yourself dead. Really dead.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-20T08:15:03+00:00

Me at level 100 with ascendant riot armour ascendant firearms and lots of tames: Says that i am the master of this island.

Giga: I’m about to end this mans whole career

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-12T20:35:44+00:00

If you try and tame it………….

JUST DONT!

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-10T03:36:29+00:00

“Bola the tribemate” the giga will kill the tribemate in 0.1 secs and kill you, it’s no use

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-08T06:07:20+00:00

Beware. Gets one shot by conpy.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-03T04:17:09+00:00

RUN DUNUNUNA

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score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-29T22:37:37+00:00

My argue eats these for breakfast

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-15T17:53:48+00:00

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARR!

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-15T13:21:25+00:00

F For my Fully Mutated Baryonyx . The 135 giga killed him...

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-06-11T20:15:57+00:00

Thicc boi he stronk boi but scawy wen angy

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-20T06:21:01+00:00

once, i saw it in the Arctic and i was on my argy i just tamed. i didn’t have any way to trap it so I just flown away, to this day I will find another

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-03-29T17:17:33+00:00

If you encounter a pack of wild Giganotosaurus, with a tribe mate,

Bola your tribe mate, and shoot him with a Pheromone dart,

All the gigas will attack your tribe mate! I think? I don’t no thought.

Well rip your tribe mate i guess!

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-18T21:22:14+00:00

Me: Knocks out giga and puts all food and narcotic in its inventory

Griffins on the mountain: *plane noises as they speed toward ur giga*

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-17T15:51:47+00:00

I forgot if they get a good beating they will yeet you off and kil everything around it I’m glad it did chomp chomp my lil head off I panicked since it’s our main giga we have 10 gigas but it just got pissed off at me and knocked me off

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-02-15T16:10:18+00:00

Me and flyer my Pateradon were going exploring then I found a giga I dint have a spyglass so I went up and me and flyer died

R.I.P flyer :(

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-02T11:20:19+00:00

I tried taming a 150 it broke my mastercraft and my cyan rarity I forgot the name but when I end up using a primitive it lost all its torpor btw it knocked out with a primitive WITH A FRICKIN PRIMITIVE