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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2026-03-15T04:15:09+00:00

Even an army of these guys cannot kill the dodo. (Joke)

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2025-11-25T02:09:29+00:00

Bruh was chilling on mountain and jumpsacred me

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-11-16T19:32:45+00:00

I brought a ramshackle crossbow and 81 tranqs and only missed three but the level 12 r giga didn’t even run.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2025-07-05T14:09:52+00:00

Everyone knows the Giga has a Tek variant

So here’s a challenge

Tek Giga VS. Uzi (from Murder Drones)

Your Tek Giga was killed by Uzi

Me: Oh, well that was quick

Murder Drones

The Amazing Digital Circus

Glitch Productions

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-06-23T14:43:13+00:00

How to tame a giga:

1. Tame a parasail

2. Craft a bola

3. Locate your giga

4. Realize you made a big mistake

5. Get spawn camped by the giga and rage quit.

6. Repeat

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2025-04-17T22:12:10+00:00

Is it Bigger than a Rex? Can you awnser? Please?

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2025-04-09T07:12:38+00:00

*me finds a giga*

(Me)OOOOH NEW DINO!

(Giga) Now you see me...

(Me) uh oh

(Giga) Now you see the death screen!!

*dies cutely*

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2025-04-09T07:08:39+00:00

Tens steps on how to survive:

1.run

2.run

3.run

4.get the bleed effect

5.run

6.scream bloody murder cuz ur low on hp

7. Run

8. Run more

9. Get VERY low on hp

10. Oops u died

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2025-03-11T23:39:42+00:00

“Bola your friend and run”

This beasts bite radius is so big he’ll hit you both evening your tribe mate is bola

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2025-01-27T04:16:57+00:00

You don’t need to be faster than it, just faster then your friend.

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2025-01-09T07:46:27+00:00

Getting it is the easy part, waiting for it to tame is the harder one

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2025-01-07T22:00:17+00:00

Real men tame this with fists and cooked fish meat

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2024-11-02T17:36:13+00:00

Giganotosaurus biggest carnivore the world has ever seen...

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2024-10-01T17:32:37+00:00

A real man can play English or Spanish with giga 😂😂

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2024-08-31T22:37:42+00:00

For the people who think ark mobile gigas are a joke and can’t beat a wild giga , well your wrong 😂 I’ve killed a wild giga with 655 melee and 45k health fully imprinted mutated giga and I’ve seen gigas that do 15k damage per hit

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2024-07-28T07:53:04+00:00

Giga: hey survivor!

Me: yeah what

Giga: you want me to kill you or do you want to be killed by me

Me: um… nature’s calling, gotta pee

Giga: you can’t pee in this game you realize that right?

Me:😰

Giga: so…

Me: hey tribemate!

Tribemate: yeah what

Me: wanna see a giga?

Tribemate: yeah, I never seen one since ima newb!

Me: ok just come right here and BOLA!

Tribemate: oh what is this, is it so I can tame it

Giga: come in my mouth little human, it’s nice and warm!

Me: *runs*

Giga: I didn’t forget about you though…

Me: 😵

Gitezgood

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2024-07-20T03:44:57+00:00

He attacc

He protecc

But most importantly…

He’s a big bacc

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2024-06-16T19:58:31+00:00

Space

Great

Good you made it this far

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2024-05-05T13:40:29+00:00

T. rex on crack! Run for you lives!!!!