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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-04-08T11:38:10+00:00

I was on a raft with my freinds. I thought I saw a rex, I shot it. It as a giga. Killed one of my freinds and nearly his argie

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2019-03-04T09:40:31+00:00

Look, a big dino... Giga? Never heard. Lets look what Kind of dino it is!

Answer: bad dino

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2019-02-28T00:17:13+00:00

Grab a tribe mate nock him out and use him as a sacrifice and the giga might thank you

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2019-02-21T01:38:39+00:00

If you are flying on a pteradon near a giga then watch out because he can turn his neck and could swallow the pteradon aswell as you in one bite. I experienced this because I saw a giga with the front half of the body glitched in the mountain and from my angle it looked like a diplo or bronto so I was just happily flying along and next thing I know is... OOF!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2019-01-28T18:34:42+00:00

Don’t die: Now I have to write more words

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-01-25T21:09:12+00:00

Make sure you bring your prim bow and narcos, it only takes a couple thousand of each

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-01-24T23:33:55+00:00

When trying to tam him give him lots of meat and make sure compeys don’t like he’s a little snake

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2019-01-05T04:01:21+00:00

Irl the giga was smaller than the Rex

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2018-10-07T12:14:13+00:00

When I was playing ark I wanted to see who would win spider brood mother or giga guess who one giga I got so made cause he was still at almost full health and I couldn’t kill him with any dinos so sadly I had to /kill it

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2018-10-04T10:35:58+00:00

Just give it a hug and it will be tamed! Great tame for easy work people

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2018-10-02T17:19:09+00:00

Real men punch it till it’s knocked out

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2018-09-23T08:21:06+00:00

He can bite he can run he can turn on you even if you loved all of them dont tame a lv487 my poor dinos

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2018-09-22T15:21:14+00:00

Only a real pro can tame it on cooked fish meat and keep it asleep with berries with no gathering tame on x1 official pvp with the alphas trina bite his ass

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2018-08-25T04:18:13+00:00

You know why it is 100% effective using a narcotic trip wire. Cuz 100% youll run at your trap with a Giga chasing you

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2018-08-17T20:19:49+00:00

Nicest creature in the game. If you see one, give it a hug and feed it your mortality and soul

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2018-08-07T00:37:15+00:00

Can be easily taken down with a Dodo.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-27T00:07:02+00:00

This creature makes me wish that you could find fertilized eggs in the wild.

Forget taking things!

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2018-07-21T14:51:23+00:00

If you get a Giga.. if it enrages on you.. YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF PUMPING UP MELEE DAMAGE. That is all

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2018-07-19T13:11:26+00:00

I had an admin cheated in a level 725 rock drake on Ragnarok and put it to fight a level 56 giga. it died and the giga was barely bloody

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2018-07-09T21:38:36+00:00

Best way to tame one of these is with a club and narcoberries