Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Unfortunately, Ark donโt have AK47 to get revenge on that one Dino that killed your 38 dodos and 2 argies
Easy tame for beginners just need a sling shot
Epic Tip of how to tame one:
Get some bolas and knock it out with a club then feed it mejoberrys ๐
Me: oh god is that a giga? I can't move the bird is encumbered, quick Ian drop everything heavy.
Ian: I did are u still weighed down?
Me: Yes, there is only 1 more thing I can drop
Ian: drop it!
Me: ok
Ian: Not me what are you thinking
Me: See ya at base
Ian: No No No you get back her- ahhh
*Chomp*
Me: Oh well at least I still got this 100 stone
Run unless it looks at you funny then activate your mlg ark skills and eat him alive ;)
Imaging ending up in his a**.thats a lot of sh*t in there wonder where that comes from
am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
And I am a human being capable of doing these beautiful things
There's lightning striking all over the world
There's lightning striking all over the world
There's lightning striking all over the world
There's lightning striking all over the world
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
BTW, u got eaten
I heard of these but I tried to get one and itโs a pain in the ass to find one! Sheesh.
Roses Are red
Grass is greener
When I think about you
I play with my weiner
Can everyone looking at this down it I want to see how many I can get
Gigantasaurs poop is delicious and big๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐leave a up pls
Real men go up to this GODLY beast throw stones at it...
Then real men turn into itโs shit
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If you are fat or skinny rich or poor after every day it is night
REAL MEN use CFM on a 150!!
~ dead grandpa
All I have to say is. The Rex was never king of the dinosaurs
Instead of giga it should be called sigma because he loves the meat of other animals and he also loves to cream all over me and my tribe mates after we get under him and we love to eat his yummy meats and other assortments of foods and spatula of the same kind of diddy