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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: oh god is that a giga? I can't move the bird is encumbered, quick Ian drop everything heavy.
Ian: I did are u still weighed down?
Me: Yes, there is only 1 more thing I can drop
Ian: drop it!
Me: ok
Ian: Not me what are you thinking
Me: See ya at base
Ian: No No No you get back her- ahhh
*Chomp*
Me: Oh well at least I still got this 100 stone
Run unless it looks at you funny then activate your mlg ark skills and eat him alive ;)
am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
And I am a human being capable of doing these beautiful things
There's lightning striking all over the world
There's lightning striking all over the world
There's lightning striking all over the world
There's lightning striking all over the world
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
I am a human being capable of doing beautiful things
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
BTW, u got eaten
I heard of these but I tried to get one and itโs a pain in the ass to find one! Sheesh.
Roses Are red
Grass is greener
When I think about you
I play with my weiner
Can everyone looking at this down it I want to see how many I can get
Imaging ending up in his a**.thats a lot of sh*t in there wonder where that comes from
Gigantasaurs poop is delicious and big๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐leave a up pls
Real men go up to this GODLY beast throw stones at it...
Then real men turn into itโs shit
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If you are fat or skinny rich or poor after every day it is night
REAL MEN use CFM on a 150!!
~ dead grandpa
All I have to say is. The Rex was never king of the dinosaurs
Bro what did they do to my cat๐ญ
Wait whatโs that is that the rexes daddy โฆโฆ ya I thought so ; gigs kills me with just a glare and Rex laughs .?!!!! What the heck !!??? Why yoโ laughโin at me crazy retard !,,!!?!!?!?!?!!,!?!!,!,!,!!?!,!?!?!!,,!,?!?!,!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Ok so one time I slipped on grass
One time me and my sis was playing on the swings and there was this 4 year old and he was standing behind my sis and picking his nose my sister run into him and he started crying
Instead of giga it should be called sigma because he loves the meat of other animals and he also loves to cream all over me and my tribe mates after we get under him and we love to eat his yummy meats and other assortments of foods and spatula of the same kind of diddy
O crap a alpha Rex
Other friends- no bro that gigs
Me- no giga is fairy tale
Me freind s- yoโ stupid choice.
Me - no this is easy Rex itโs only lvl 15000 wait what
Other friends by gravestone
Me- no Iโm aliโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ. Your tribe mate amazingmaz14 was killed by lvl 15001 giga
Yeah thatโs right giga get lvl up from killโin me .
Me - giga still fairy tale
Me - OH CRAP where did we build our base again?
Other friends - herb island
Creatures on herb - finally we paid that giga enough for him too brake that ugly tek base that had 400 layers
Me- ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ง๐ฎ๐ช๐ค๐คซ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐คจ๐ง๐คจ๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ญ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ก๐๐ณ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ฅบ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐ณ