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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Basically when I was have a god console so I'm kept finding everywhere in the mountains but I can't find one so I activate unlimited ammo and I started pursuit hunting a giganotosaurus suddenly the unlimited ammo just turned off and I opened my God console find out cheats are not activated during pursuit so I find anywhere without a searching and I found a mountain so suddenly I see a strange blue egg so I went down and I find out it was a giganotosaurus egg so I tranquilize the giganotosaurus and I tame it that's it have a nice day 🫤
If you want to tame a giga this is the place
Step 1 get a lot of tranq darts
Step 2 get even more narcotics
Step 3 get a bola
Now if you have all these things what you wanna do is bola your friend shoot him with tranq and force feed narcotics and run while it's distracted eating you friend ito a piece of cheese shoot with tranq give it narcotics and give it your friends flesh now you have a giga
Ok this is dumb Xbox players can just generate tamed gigas they can choose the lvl 4636 and it has more health than a titan what is this me a mobile player watching this happen and me truthfully being a noob I’m like what the heck wild card and this giga can swim faster than it runs this is bs
While loading, you may see : ARK IS UNPREDICTABLE!
that's a wrong sentence. Ark is totally predictable!
And the predictions are : you are just a doll in the game!
All you will get is 'deeks' for your 'b'*m'. To FuK nothing else!
Ark will always be worse than before to you.. and giga? We better don't talk about this...
Where ever you go, camp, base, wander all you will get is death..