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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you can pick up ovis make sure to always have on is claws just in case you run out of stamina next to one of these
i had a procopton scare by thinking it was a giga
Just asking, is there alpha gigs? Downvoote = yes โฌ๏ธ=no
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While loading, you may see : ARK IS UNPREDICTABLE!
that's a wrong sentence. Ark is totally predictable!
And the predictions are : you are just a doll in the game!
All you will get is 'deeks' for your 'b'*m'. To FuK nothing else!
Ark will always be worse than before to you.. and giga? We better don't talk about this...
Where ever you go, camp, base, wander all you will get is death..
I was making a new house and made it๐๐๐ only the backside was left I made it also finally ๐๐๐๐๐๐ and inside was a lvl 800 giga ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐๐โฐ๏ธ killed
Dinos are spiky
Titanosaurs are big
Im outside your base come give me some food or ill eat your tames๐ฅฐ
Basically when I was have a god console so I'm kept finding everywhere in the mountains but I can't find one so I activate unlimited ammo and I started pursuit hunting a giganotosaurus suddenly the unlimited ammo just turned off and I opened my God console find out cheats are not activated during pursuit so I find anywhere without a searching and I found a mountain so suddenly I see a strange blue egg so I went down and I find out it was a giganotosaurus egg so I tranquilize the giganotosaurus and I tame it that's it have a nice day ๐ซค
Ok i use the bola tribe mate and run but I don't use 1 person I use 5! I did this once 4 pros me quite good and 1 new player we were all adventuring we saw a giga I wanted to troll the noob and said Hey tame it ,its quite a low level. He said ok how many arrows then I was like 10 arrows. He shoots 1 arrow dead the pros were like ur a beach I was like OH COME ON u have never done that? They were like true then I was like well have u done this fire a bullet at giga. Giga charges to me I Bola 3 of them they get 1 shot I run the other person is like ur actually a beach then we threw bolas at each other I got him first he got eaten 2 seconds later I was also lunch
This thing is Quezvstheworld's biggest hater
Great for destroying that tribe across the lake
I got a level 143 giga and she is amazing she does 1752 damage and 18280 health she tore a titanosaur to pieces!! ( but i used god console to level her up and tame her :(
If you want to tame a giga this is the place
Step 1 get a lot of tranq darts
Step 2 get even more narcotics
Step 3 get a bola
Now if you have all these things what you wanna do is bola your friend shoot him with tranq and force feed narcotics and run while it's distracted eating you friend ito a piece of cheese shoot with tranq give it narcotics and give it your friends flesh now you have a giga
Giga: I am the most powerful dinosaur in the game!!!
Titanosaur: Enters chat
Giga: has left the chat
Ok this is dumb Xbox players can just generate tamed gigas they can choose the lvl 4636 and it has more health than a titan what is this me a mobile player watching this happen and me truthfully being a noob Iโm like what the heck wild card and this giga can swim faster than it runs this is bs
Real men tame this with dilophosaurus, dodo, or oviraptor meat. After punching it out, use narco berries to keep them unconscious. Tactic only works if level 1000.
Just let it eat you and all of your tribe members
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Me and my dodo took one off its eggs I said we would eat well that night I miss that dodo
If found, Bola it. Find and eat some flowers and wait for bola to break off to activate passive tame.
Take Rex army Kill one giga and then I show 10 gigas ๐จ