
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hi it me CloudBeagle. I want to point something out: The passive taming method is FAKE! *gasps* I actually already knew this because I encountered a giga when I first played ARK: Mobile. (I no longer play ARK Mobile) but anyone who says “Just walk up to them feed them berries and they will be your new best friend” is lying! These are INCREDIBLY HARD TO TAME!! And are an extremely End-Game tame. I worked on The Island map for like a year and never got close to getting one. (And then I stopped playing The Island Survival and went to the DLCs) also I hope this tip was helpful.
In a world where dinos are the dominate species...
Giga "you can put the statue by the nom nom table."
Dilo. "What the crap! Im running! *sqish*
Rex. "Lets have an uprising! *sqish*
Carno. Um... ok but just so you know im bruce wayne.*walks away. Its onyxcarno! I will defea- *SQISH*
Me uses god control on mobile: sees a female giga:I can breed it with Godzilla(my male giga) me traps it:knocks It out:feeds the lvl 60 female giga bio toxic and levels it to 250:puts qez kibble in: me thinks in my mind: it will take 2 or 1 kibble like with Godzilla!:me sees only does 5.90 taming:eats all the kibble: me: welp let’s level it up; levels to 500 then 1’590 levels wakes up me:gets scared out of th life of me:me kills target giga:me I got 3 eggs from the giga tho!
Someone left one in a trap , prob forgot narcs (Idiot Lol)
I knocked it and got some prime from my argie's inv , it tamed fast (boosted server)and I watched , laughing uncontrollably as the person who trapped it came in on his dire woofy. He stared at my newly tamed masterpiece and put his hands up. He said he'd give me his fully mutated dire wolf if I let him leave alive. I accepted the dire wolf , then murdered him as he turned to walk home. Some may call me cruel , but I am not. I am now the Queen of this server.
(Beyonce's 'Bow' Starts Playing While I Put On My Crown Skin For My Riot Helmet)
I yell in chat: "BOW DOWN BXTCHES"