Giga: just spawned

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Giga: just spawned

Me and my pack of dire wolves: 👁 🐽 👁

Giga: 👀 👄

My mind: Yeah we can take this lvl 1 giga on, i got max tames of dire wolves!

Giga: uhh i think the fu** not you trick a** bi***

My whole pack in less than 1 minute: DEAD

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY WOLVES!!!

The remaining wolf: OWNER.. HELP M- *dies amazingly*

Me: NOT THE GNASH ATTACK YOU STUPID GIGA

Giga: YOU WOT M8?

Me: *dead af*

Giga: Ah, What a day.

RIP MY WOLVES LOLOLOL

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