Gunner had not had any close calls in a long time and he somehow had flak armor and guns. He was looking on Dododex and he saw “bosses”. He looked it up and found that there were dungeons. He thought flak,a rifle and meat would be enough, but he decided to bring a grenade just in case anything bad happened. He entered and soon found a TEK grenade blueprint. He was so excited he around into a battle room. It was wolves. He was so scared he accidentally threw his grenade and blew himself up. He sighed and wondered how he was still playing ARK.
My friend, who's new to the game: "I think I've found a Rex close to your base"
Me, already being set up decently well: "Oh just bring him over I can kill him"
Him: *flies over to me*
Me: *realising those stomps are not from a rex*
Me: "SHOOT MY NUTS AND CALL ME SALLY THAT'S NOT A HECCIN REX- BSIAJAHSHANSBSGSBSBDBDBABABABAB"
Noob Chronicles: Chapter 3
After his death by giga, he got weapons and a home (thatch). Then he explored. He saw a rex nearby. After checking that they weren’t as bad as a giga, he decided to kill it. He shot a couple arrows. Then it came after him. Then he saw the HEALTH bar at 1,400. Then Gunner realized his arrows only did 50 damage. NOT AGAIN. He ran and ran and then hid in his small base. He thought he was safe until a rex head poked through his window. CRUNCH. The base was destroyed. SPLAT. Gunner was killed.
Arrow up for Chapter 4
Noob Chronicles : Chapter 5
Gunner decided not to go outside AT ALL or do ANYTHING DANGEROUS. But after a couple days, that got really boring. He decided he needed a mount. Aha! A raptor! They were fast, dangerous and cool-looking. Perfect! He prepared for battle.He got 2 stacks of meat, tranq arrows, a bola and narcoberries. He ran into a forest and started searching around. It wasn’t long before he found one. Gunner ( who had gotten better ) bolad it and knocked it out. After a long time, he tamed it! As he was riding it back ( he had a saddle ) he saw a red fiery raptor. That would be awesome to tame! He put his raptor on passive and shot the fiery raptor with a tranq dart. It ran after him and then Gunner realized he had no bola. Oh well, what can a raptor do? He shot it again and thought everything was going well until it hit him. IT DID A THIRD OF HIS HEALTH! BAM! It killed him. And he lost his raptor to the alpha as well. Gunner now was SURE he was cursed.
Up for chapter 6!
Noob Chronicles: Chapter 2
After his experience with the trike, Gunner(the noob) decided to get a few primitive weapons. After getting a stone pick, stone hatchet and a bow with 15 arrows, he thought that he was well equipped for any dinosaur out there. He decided to explore. He wandered all across the island, narrowly avoiding a titanaboa and a raptor. He finally came to the snowy biome. Gunner decided to explore this amazing place. He ignored the FREEZING notification (what can a little cold do?) and saw in the distance a massive, scaly dinosaur. He wondered what it was. It was grey/blue, looked like a T. rex and was eating a mammoth. He decided to watch it from about 30 feet away. Wait. Why was it coming towards him. No! Run! CRUNCH! “You were killed by a Level 8 giga.”
Noob Chronicles : Chapter 4
Gunner had decided to lay low and build a stone house. He had a pike, 100 damage bow, metal pick and hatchet and a pet dilo. He decided to do a cave with his dilo. He chose HUNTER. He heard that there were spiders and scorpions. What can a tiny bug do? He swam to hunter ( avoiding a spinosaurus ) and entered the cave. He was 30 feet in when he was hungry. He ran out to gather berries. Suddenly “your dilo level 18 was killed by an Araneo level 7”. What !?!? How did a tiny spider kill a poison spitting Dino! He ran in and ... OH SHOOT THESE THINGS ARE HUGE! He tried to run but was webbed. He finally killed the spider just in time to get stung by a pulmoscorpius. He killed it but fell unconscious. He awoke just in time to see a giant centipede maul him to death.
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Noob Chronicles: Chapter 1
Once upon a time, a noob joined ARK. After getting used to the controls, he started walking around. Soon enough, he was hungry. All the sudden... egg! It was very pretty and all green. He picked it up and ate it. Suddenly...BAM! Something hit him and he went flying into the water. He swam out and...BAM!
Something hit him again. Now he was injured. He turned and just had time to see a triceratops charging at him before BAM it killed him.Now he knew one key ARK lesson. CHECK THE TYPE OF EGG BEFORE CONSUMING!
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