I once hit one of these guys and the game glitched so it didn't aggro instantly. A minute later I see a sloth running. I think it's aggro'd to bugs. That was my mistake. It hits me and I'm like "OHHHH MAH GAWWWDDD"
Once I was running round killing Stegos because there was a Tek raptor near me and I wanted to tame it and a damn pachyrino got attacked by it and murdered the Tek raptor. This is why they're the inferior pachy
Aight sit down and let me tell you a story about the day my pachy named Bump pulled it's weight after being in the shadow of my other pachies, battering ram and Deathstrike for so long. I was getting back from a long…