Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Here ish a sad story.....
You land, your argy is regaining stamina, you see a stream and think about how that could have been with that mek.... your bleeding and so is your argy, you take a drink from the stream and see a supply drop over there, you leave your argy and go get that golden supply drop, you get good loot out of it, as you see that red, bloody, death message saying that your argy is dead, you rush over only to see a team of enforcers scavenging threw your argyโs inventory, you drop to the ground, knowing that you and your argy were best friends, as you accepted your fate and would impale yourself on your own spear, as you wake up and your argy cawing to you.....
~De End~ BY XIXPOOHINA
More Enforcer Funny Tips
"Alexa, GO DEMOLISH THAT GIGA RIGHT NOW!!!"
Alexa, go to destroy that gigar
And so the cycle for 175 enforcers begins
What is it enforcing?
*illuminati theme*
Where he hill is itโs police badge or itโs police car or itโs police anything?
Please โฌ๏ธ I only get 4 likes
Yay robot lizard! Just what I wanted!
Enforcer: *dies*
Me: โAlexa, play DespaTekcitoโ
This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*
I forgot they spawn only in extinction. I tried to find one on the island. I failed.
Me: ok Iโm just gonna destroy this treeโฆ
Enforcer: ok bet.
Me: Iโm just gonna get this dodo for some hide-
Enforcer: OK COME HERE
Me: OH-
{you died to Enforcer (lvl 12)!}