Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Here ish a sad story.....
You land, your argy is regaining stamina, you see a stream and think about how that could have been with that mek.... your bleeding and so is your argy, you take a drink from the stream and see a supply drop over there, you leave your argy and go get that golden supply drop, you get good loot out of it, as you see that red, bloody, death message saying that your argy is dead, you rush over only to see a team of enforcers scavenging threw your argyβs inventory, you drop to the ground, knowing that you and your argy were best friends, as you accepted your fate and would impale yourself on your own spear, as you wake up and your argy cawing to you.....
~De End~ BY XIXPOOHINA
More Enforcer Funny Tips
DONT BE BLACK
YOU GO NEXT TO ONE AND THAY SHOOT YOU FOR NO REASON
"Alexa, GO DEMOLISH THAT GIGA RIGHT NOW!!!"
This is a rich man's climbing pick, I carry one in my pocket all the time.
Where he hill is itβs police badge or itβs police car or itβs police anything?
Please β¬οΈ I only get 4 likes
What is it enforcing?
*illuminati theme*
I was very calm... it plays a role dont worry. So i was playing ark with a friend and i was relaxed and shit, UNTIL I PRESS FOLLOW ALL (my friend had like 15 enforcers) THEY ALL TELEPORTED TO ME AND I JUMPED AND SCREAMED EEEEE and my friend was like βwtf?β And i fell of my bed lmao
Enforcer: *dies*
Me: βAlexa, play DespaTekcitoβ
Yay robot lizard! Just what I wanted!
This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*
This is Siri in 10-20 years to come. Hey Siri (di-ding) KILL THAT ALLOSAURUS! (*higher pitched* di-ding). *Your Siri enforcer lvl (idk) killed an allosaurus lvl (idk)*