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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dreadmare? Funny dreadmare jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2026-06-03T20:44:42+00:00

If its a dreadmare doesn't it mean its a mare in dread and that there's no boys?

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-23T20:35:43+00:00

Paint it black, show it off, and say it was from the “ Harry Potter dimension”

score 30 · Answer 3 · 2025-02-02T02:49:03+00:00

An Equus and A Wyvern got A little Drunk.

score 35 · Answer 4 · 2024-10-31T10:32:17+00:00

DARK PEGASUS HAS COME TO REEK HAVOC

RUN IN FEAR HE IS COMING

BEWARE THE ARK PLAYER WITH 5 BUCKS TO SPARE ON DLCS

score 30 · Answer 5 · 2024-10-31T02:19:42+00:00

Nuh uh.

---Bob The Survivor---

score 18 · Answer 6 · 2025-04-17T18:10:44+00:00

However posted “ What do they eat after they are tamed?” the awnser is

Your soul😁

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2026-05-05T00:24:02+00:00

Dude I actually thought the altar was for decor 😂😂😂 and put it on my roof then it asked for these random stuff and it disappeared

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2026-02-19T21:25:05+00:00

Me. is it a bird, is it a wyvern, my tribe mate. no it’s a thing from your nightmares

score 14 · Answer 9 · 2025-02-21T16:29:34+00:00

This thing looks like my sister

It’s hideous

score 17 · Answer 10 · 2024-11-10T16:52:00+00:00

Pegasus what happened did a zoom dodo bite you?!?

score 11 · Answer 11 · 2025-04-03T04:19:51+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Snail Games wants money

And they want it from you

score 11 · Answer 12 · 2025-03-21T03:50:45+00:00

My little pony

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2025-01-20T19:45:26+00:00

The headless horsemans horse... WITH WINGS

score 11 · Answer 14 · 2024-11-04T14:16:25+00:00

man, this really is a nightmare huh

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2025-08-09T10:37:08+00:00

The seagull who keeps stealing from ark players: Why me? The dreadmare who's owner sent him after all bad seagull:I want to make my owner happy by your extinction.

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2024-12-16T18:44:20+00:00

Omg wild card stop adding new creatures which aren't in the votes like they added dreadmare,pyromane,Cosmo this crap I wanted the nothosaurus, and ozimek and moa in the votes just add the top 10 creatures

*Gets frustrated*

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2024-11-20T21:42:43+00:00

Guess what? ITS ALSO IN SCORCHED EARTH!!! Why another SE tame? Why?

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2024-11-16T12:18:56+00:00

Dreadmare Backstory

Eqqus pair: *Just chillin and vibing*

Argy: *Eating dodos*

Magmasaur: * Walks into scene* Yo guys sup?

Rock Drake: * appears out of invis* I'm good

Suddenly....

A dev falls from the sky

Dev: Hi guys imma torment you

Everyone: HECK NO!!

Dev: *Puts all creatures in hybrid machine*

Dev: Hmmm.... I need a nightmare essence, AKA dark fragments

Dev: * creates dark fragments*

Dev: * puts in machine*

Machine: * mixes*

Machine: BOOP!

Then, the tale of the Dreadmare began....

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2025-03-16T20:25:50+00:00

Man this thing looks like if aberation did steroids😂

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2024-11-25T15:49:54+00:00

Why just why I’m dying right now because the dreadmare takes 6 frickin hours to get to juvenile