Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
In the battle of 182BC the dodo eggs rained down from the sky. Our tamed…

In the battle of 182BC the dodo eggs rained down from the sky. Our tamed gigas, Rexes, and Carnos were no match for the hordes of waddlers. They picked us off one by one. Until only I was left. The dodos climbed over me and held me down. The alpha dodo looked directly into my eyes and screamed, then it all went dark.
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...