Me and my homies dodo army
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Me and my friends once had a dodo farm and we were choosing some dodos they chose one but I secretly got another named Felix and hides him in a little house I made for him then raptors came and attacked him I was so sad I got another dodo and named it Felix jr and made a more protected house for him and made a grave for Felix the first.
I had a dodo once, his name was Dave. He saved me countless times against sarcos because for some reason the sarcos just circle around him without hitting him. But one day when I went to sleep, when I woke up he was gone, and I didn't get a message he died. You will be missed.
Press F for our missing savior Dave
Noob: oh look a dodo I wanna tame it
A second later
Noob: I tamed it! Hey mr pro can you tame a dodo also?
Pro: yes why
Noob: I wanna see you tame it
Pro: ok -pro punches a dodo- oh flip it’s a lvl 1 dodo
(Pro dies one shotted by dodo lvl 1)
Noob: haha watch me tame the dodo you got one shotted by
(Noob tames dodo)
Pro: whaaaaaat! How you tame such a weak creature that can one shot a pro
Noob: easy just punch it
Pro: can I try again
Noob: yes
-pro dies to another dodo-
Pro: I HATE DODOS
Noob: I’m the new alpha! With my dodo army we will be unstoppable but first let me see if another pro can tame a dodo
The other pro: I can tame dodos there ez ez ez ez ez ez
-the other pro dies to dodo lvl 1-
Other pro: flip
Other pro: let me try again
-other pro was killed by dodo lvl 1-
Other pro: one last try -pro takes out rifle instead- die you dum dodos!
Other pro was killed by a lvl 1 dodo
Other pro: I will kill that dodo but first let me get on the cliff to kill him
Dodo: that won’t stop me from getting you! Dodo tribe call the Air Force
Argentavis: Air Force coming on the way
Noob: hahahahaha you dum pro you made them mad
Other pro: what’s ganna happen to me
Pro from earlier: some thing bad
Pro 2 aka the other pro: like what
Pro 1: your ganna die
Argentavis: attack! -1000 Argys attack pro 2-
Pro 2: flip
Pro 2 has been killed by a argentavis air force member
Pro 1: I’ll kill those args for you
Argentavis: we need back up send in the military
Terror bird: on our way
Argentavis: come help fight with us dodos
All dodos: ok
Terror bird: we have arrived
Noob: I’ll help y’all fight the pros
All dodos: ok
Pro 1: yo tribe mates get over here
Pro 2: my tribe get over here infact the whole server get over here
Terror bird: I think we might need to bring in the marines
Dodo: ok call the marines
terror bird: we need back up send in the marines
Peligornis: on our way
Pro 1 and 2: is every body in the server here
Server: yes
Pro 1: we are at war with the dodos we will attack now! Sharpen your swords and pikes load you guns get on your gigas!
Noob: every dodo lover come help out I’m on the dodos team
All dodo lovers: ok
the peligornases and dodo lovers: we are here
Noob: charge! -dodo military forces charge at the pros-
The field fills with blood the rivers turn red and dead body’s every where
The dodo military was winning and finally the last survivors where about to die and those survivors where pro 1 and 2 then the terror birds started flapping there wings in the air and started gliding and swooped in and killed the pros and the dodo military and dodo lovers won the war the dodo lovers and dodo military are now the alphas make the button facing up green for more of the dodo war made by the boss man and my server is volcano easy mode