Once upon a time, there was a land called schizophrenia. Schizophrenia had a tall hill. On top of that hill there was a tower, inside of it a beautiful princess. She was schizophrenic. She had a white fluffy cat in which she squeezed when she heard a voice call out from under her bed at night. The cat turned into a sabertooth and tried to kill her. Than a brave dodo-knight climbed the princess’s tower and saved her from the sabertooth. “You’re my hero!” She said, before they kissed. They got married and had three children.

The End. :P