dodo army:we actually prime meat for breakfast not literally though I hate meat

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dodo army:we actually prime meat for breakfast not literally though I hate meat

REX:why don't you like it I love it

Kevin the ark player:hey anyone like cooked meat

dad:it's time for dinner in your video game already

brother:hey that's my dodo army

dodo army:uh no we kill rex

giga:hay can we stop talking so I can eat you all

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