Dodo: do dee do dee dooooooo...

10s read

Me: ooh a dodo! I COULD MAKE SOME WARM GLOVES FROM YOUR HIDE.

Dodo: uhhhhhh... OH GOSH PLEASE NO PLEASE HAVE MERCY PL-

Me: *kills dodo*

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