What are some funny jokes or stories about the desmodus? Funny desmodus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Wait this is a real thing very useful to know
I think because is a bat it should have an habilitie to suck the life of the enemy and fast heal like argentavis
When this is outdated it probably won’t make sense*
I think I will like the adorable bat picture better than the actual thing
*remember it hasn’t come out yet in case it is outdated*
~Tina on Dododex originals
Only in Ohio? I think not. only in F J O D U R
IN THE DARKEST NIGHT HUUH
I MAKE THE BEACH BOBS FALL HUUH
THERES A MILLION TAMES BUT IM BEST OF THEM ALLLLLLLL
NUNUNUNUNUNUNU DESMODUS
WHO NEVER SKIPS LEG DAY! DESMODUS
WHO ALWAYS PAYS THE TAXES NOT DEMODUS
NUNUNUNUNUNU DESMODUS YEEEEEAAAAAA
ingame model should take notes from whoever drew this masterpiece 😍😍
"The look of the in-game creature may differ slightly"
SLIGHTLY
Me: that looks so cute I want one
Me when I find it: AHHHHHHH
He a gargoyle brought to life by ummmmmmmmm things of darkness and shadows
I was a beast with this thing when it came out XD
Me when I see the desmodus on Dododex: awww sooooooo cute
Also me when I see the desmodus on fjordior:
💀
Holey moley
Is it Des morbius?
Its morbin time guys
I have taken a screenshot of this masterpiece of a cartoon bat so it can live in my phone forever
Why don’t we learn about this in art class???
It’s a bird
It’s a plane
It’s a bat that eats yo brain.
I wanna marry the person who just draw that cute lil thing
This is the cutest Dino ever, I hope it looks like this in ark and the pic art looks like it too.
Sexiest art I have ever seen… more words
Off brand version of the hell hawk
I can just imagine the desmodus talking in draculas voice