What are some funny jokes or stories about the desmodus? Funny desmodus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m new to ark, and to Dododex
But I’ve heard that this thing once had an animated picture!!!!!😡😡😡😡 AND I MISSED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Your island bat but evolved to be ridden
Now there’s Covid 19 in ark, now we just need Karen’s 👀
They changed the cover picture up for them to change it back!!!
One day there was a cave full of desmodus and me and my friend wanted to tame ONE but they all went for is and left with 5!
Up if you like ARK
My electric wyvern killed mine cause of my dumb tribe member
Me taming one of these
Me: it’s fine he just wants my blood (while looking down at my raptor flowing me)
Raptor: I don’t think it’s fine there a lot of blood down hear
Me: trust me it’s fine
Respawn screen: hello
Dodo dex -“ the actual image may change in the game”
Me-“OH REALY I HAD NO IDEA”
Anyone else upset they took away the chibi art?
When a drake, tapejara, parasaur, vulture, and bloodstalker have a child
Such a high quality cover art this must have been drawn by a professional artist and all the others were made by a 5 year old
Why did they have to change it :(
Can’t wait to give myself a blood transfusion using a slurry of random creature blood regurgitated by a bat.
Bippity boppity your blood is my property.
“The apperance of the creature may differ slightly” XD
Whoever drew this extremely accurate depiction of Desmodus is a chad and artist
I vote for keeping this image forever hahaha it’s just too cute!
To impress my friends, I printed a picture of me and tore it in half. Now I’m ripped.
The actual look of the creature may differ slightly sorry slightly
I recognise the name, but I don’t remember what it looked like before this…