Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the desmodus? Funny desmodus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Thriller stories of Ark creatures
I enter a cave I was spotting as I was running. I hear the growls of the sabertooth tigers that were chasing me. Closer… closer… I can see one of their paws. I am barely breathing as I watch a fang come into view. I slide farther into a crevice I have found inside the cave. I can hear stomping in the distance. Suddenly the ground starts shaking. A deafening roar fills my ears. I close my eyes. A loud crunch, and it’s all over. I open my eyes. Blood is on the charred grass outside of the cave. I start breathing again. I slip out of the crevice I was in. I look outside. I see a giga stomp by. I walk further into the cave. It’s fascinating. Stalagmites everywhere. I hear a snuffling sound. I hear a thud, and I look behind me. The cave is blocked. Blocked by… stalagmites. And then it dawns on me. These aren’t stalagmites. I slowly turn back. I see an enormous bat blocking my way. I freeze. It sniffs, coming closer. It’s snuffling in my hair. It screeches, and long, sharp, vicious fangs extend out of its mouth. It digs into my neck, sucking my blood. The other bats join in, and I try to scream. I can’t. I succumb, my body deflating. It all goes dark as they tear of my head, my blood pouring on the floor.
. The End.
There was a time when me and my friends were away getting a griffin this we had 4 of these guys chilling in the ceiling of our cave to defend it since we were just in the process of getting turrets. Once we got the griffin knocked her out we came back 2 base and they apparently just killed 6 players.
Watched a YouTube video on taming in a cave inside a waterfall. Cool, small cave with like 3 desmos and I don't have to worry about fall damage? Count me in. I fly there and walk in. Yeah. 3 plus 2. I die, I fly back with another bird. And die. And another and another. 6 birds and 1 died. I saved the rest. I didnt go to that cave again. There ended up being like 15 of those and yes, I lost all my stuff...