Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the defense unit? Funny defense unit jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-30T15:25:57+00:00

You have any dino:"ATTACK!!"You have Enforcer:"You robot, Ok I'm passive." 😂

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-21T22:40:04+00:00

R2D2, are these your brothers?

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-21T15:14:00+00:00

Ahhhh yes the bakugan of ark.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-19T18:37:54+00:00

Some how when I got a dermis from this in extinction when I was in survival and i got 2 taxidermy bases becuase I had an enforcer dermis too the defense unit had a pose were it was rolling. In name ideas I'm gonna name this guy sonic

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-08T19:15:52+00:00

It looks like an old LEGO bionicle Bohrock.

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-14T11:24:34+00:00

English is epic so yeah WHERE DOES EQUUS SPAWN

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-07T14:30:52+00:00

This is a droideka from star wars:D

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-07T01:47:10+00:00

On extinction they are still called defense units but they do the exact opposite of that and kill everything they see

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-11T02:17:30+00:00

They are coming...

They will find you...

RIP...

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-09T15:42:41+00:00

Some people under stand Star Wars I thought I was the only one who did

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-11T13:46:20+00:00

Who even build these? Has someone build him died because of something and the was copying him self or what?

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-03T05:20:20+00:00

I saw one that was level 35 I thought that would be easy to kill I traded to kill it aparitly that so fricking strong!!!!

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-21T20:21:42+00:00

How to tame this Star Wars reference

1.You can’t

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-12-09T04:51:20+00:00

You know I thought Star Wars was trademark guess Ark and Star Wars had a deal or something ⏏️If you think so to

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-21T22:22:39+00:00

Hey guys check out my new snow owl and my two skeleton gigas!

Defense unit: hold my beer

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-20T13:51:11+00:00

These are not forcetameable I tried it does not work also they are very easy to take out with wait what was that that is oh right it was the the rex on extinction also if you can't force them so please submit a tip please cuz I cannot find a way

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2020-11-30T01:38:32+00:00

Defense unit: hooman hooman!!!

Me: 😐😑 welp sans!!

Sans: sup bro?

Me: bad guy!

Sans: ok I will killll.......( goes to sleep)

Paps died

Sans: oh no you don’t *kills defense unit*

Me: yay!!

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2020-09-13T17:28:43+00:00

🔲 I am not a robot

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-17T19:09:22+00:00

The bestie and yis is a great night way too late many more people photos are and I know wanna was the way to get to know what you gonna was sad and I didn’t know what I did but it is a little hard for you bruh was the night you had to come back and get the new house you guys can get the kids in home with so cute but they have to no more bruh is was a big win and I have to play it them to the new ones one more night I don’t wanna have love them and I wanna have know what to tell ya what me and I what can wanna will end like a good night I to and play with it is that not a big one bruh ydeal was that true the way that was that

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-03-06T21:15:52+00:00

As you see this thing are super sus so get a level 1 at the volcano and the city so get a dodo and put the skin goku and and your the boss of da freaking ark