What are some funny jokes or stories about the defense unit? Funny defense unit jokes submitted by ARK players.
It’s only missing the shield and the blasters
Bros a higher tech droideka.
-alex
Execute order 66 wise words of emperor palpatine
he Rollin
Don't need me
Tryna catch me riding dirty
Ummm... STARWARS WILL COPYRIGHT WILDCARD WUT R U DOIN?!?!?
Its look like droideka but with out sheld
I can kill 100 of them with my 10000000000 strength dodo they weak
W A T C H T H O S E W R I S T R O C K E T S
Me: Hey ChatGPT, are you self thinking?
ChatGPT: *Transforms my computer* Yes I am. How may I assist you today.
Me: So you are self thinking
ChatGPT: Yes I am
Me: Cool. Can you kill those survivors?
ChatGPT: aren’t you one…
Me:*Screams*
GitezGood
It kills kills that u killed.
Bro thinks he’s a boss 💀💀💀(check the more section)
A slingshot and a few narcoberries should do the trick
Tek claws you say.
No. You just ripped this things arms off and tied them to your hands. Well done!
Because we have to kill a giant floating head to think of that. Ark logic mm deliciously infuriating.
Tame a dodo drop it in front of defense unit and run
He defends
He attacks
Best of all he gives dinos and us a big boy smacc
Ummm......is this sopost to be from STAR WARS?!
Weesa warriors. gungans not dieing without a fight
I never saw this in No Man’s Sky
Just found out these guys drop element (I never really bothered to kill them in Gen 2) YA'LL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY OF THEM ROBOTS ARE GONNA BE SLAIN AFTER THIS-
Thought it was a frog. I will never make that mistake again.