Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the defense unit? Funny defense unit jokes submitted by ARK players.
They are no match for droideka
A HElpFuLl Tip ShOUd hAVE mORe WOrds
A HElpFuLl Tip ShOUd hAVE mORe WOrds
Go hunting they say itβll be fun they said
What the actual F ark first itβs Harry Potter with the fire bird the basilisk and owl then is pacific rim with the Mek jeagers and the kaijuβs and then itβs Star Wars wow nice but hereβs a tip get your own ideas
Where are those droidekas?.....
He runs on element and the overseer
I wish you could build these with the trek replecator and ride them
nice
These guys are like the insects...
Just bigger, stronger, harder...
Sounds cool, doesnt it. Im so excited about the endboss...
Just bigger, stronger, harder...
Sounds cool, doesnt it. Im so excited about the endboss...
Droidekas, No, just a metallic, clanking, lazer shooting dinosaur
It looks like something in the movie the maze runner
Absolute unit
When you tame this creature with forcetame command
Unit: HOW DA HEC U TAME ME HAXOR
Unit: HOW DA HEC U TAME ME HAXOR
Not tameable?
Admincheat Forcetame
If you force tame them they will lay Tapejara eggs.π₯
Admincheat Forcetame
If you force tame them they will lay Tapejara eggs.π₯
When your trying to tame something and these come out of no where..."damn it"
They will rule the π one day
This is set before episode 3 then
I love how these things are under βbossesβ when theyβre everywhere in extinction.
WHY DOES THE PICTURE SHOW ON THIS ONE AND NOT THE ATTACK DRONE
WHY
WONT
YOU
FUCCING
DIE
WRYYYYYYYYYY
WONT
YOU
FUCCING
DIE
WRYYYYYYYYYY
If they only had sheilds around them and laser fingers...