What are some funny jokes or stories about the brachiosaurus [mod]? Funny brachiosaurus [mod] jokes submitted by ARK players.
Yuty: ha u wimps I can scare u
Rhyo: did u even watch my launch trailer
Brachi: hello
Giga: LUNCH YUMMY
*brachi roars *
Giga: um I was never here
Ryhyo has left server
Yuty has left server
King titan: hello mortals
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Still waiting 2027
Simple ark logic: to make it your friend just break its ankles
Brachiosaurus Jurassic world: I am kind, I die a Scorpius or fire, and am super kind to everyone.
Brachiosaurus ark mod: I am a terrorist, I am literally the most aggressive herbivore, and beef with gigas like nothing.
And you thought brontosaurus were big
It takes 8 business days to swallow.- Boss Slayer Guy
I once saw one of these and did not know what it was so I hit it with my parasaur and you know what happened🌚😢😭😭😭
*drives up in battle rig* Welcome…to Jurassic Park…*cue Jurassic park theme orchestra* (John Williams is a genius)
I bet a few kappros could fit in that butthole
Got flung on my deinosuchus by one of these things and was at less than 4% health when landing, 10/10 would tame again
HOW IS THE MOST BASIC DINO NOT IN THE BASE GAME!?
Me casually punching trees at starter in the field areas, I accidentally punch the Brachiosaurus behind me, gets deleted from Existence,Respawns, then game crashes from too many Brachiosaurus spawns
-DinoLover360
I would tell you how awesome it looks if I could see it
Why does everyone in the names want to call it Jeff?
How to tame:
Step one: shoot it in the knee caps
Step two: big thingy fall asleep
Step three: put 9999 narcotics in mouth and 9999 kibble
We need this Dino 🦕 running into randoms people pvp base that would be funny until you get one in your base
Theeeeey. Arrrrrre myyyyyyyyy FAVORITE!
Yall realize that brachi is only easy to tame if you have good building , you only need a slingshot to tame this thing and a couple narcotics too
Giga roars
Animals
Brachi roars giga craps it’s pants