Live Laugh Love Learn. And die. A lot.

I have one named bezelbub and we hop everywhere together. By the way I’m the dude who’s raptor died in lava. Rip raptor I will miss you

Was taking a dire bear realized I didn’t have any narcotics except narco berries so put my loot in my deer that I just tamed (it was a taming trip in the red woods I now I’m dum ok) so I killed my self got on my paracer and went back and 3 attacked me for no reason (I think they’re mad at me for taming so many of them and them all getting killed) I get down to kill them but there atttack that knocks you got me and then I got killed by a megaphirana not multiple just 1 that’s it 1 so I try again with my other paracer and 2 more attacked and then on my way back to my base I got attacked by 1 more

Cruel Admin - Chapter 4. The Admin Ran at me, Carrying a Sword. I Ran Away. I was out of the temple in 10 Seconds Because I was Level 110 and All I pumped was movement speed since level 1. The Start of my Plan had Worked, (And also Almost went Terribly Wrong) But Even Though The Plan to Kill the Admin to end this cruelty Was going Good So Far, It was Far From over.

Cruel Admin - Chapter 2. I entered the Temple. There was a junction. So I took the left turn. Then I saw the admin discussing about their defences. i walked further. Then I took the left turn again. Dead End. Before I could walk out a grappling hook like the ones in the games where you grab a teddy and drop it down a hatch to get it grabbed me. then the admin came over and said “Looks like a unwanted guest has been caught.” Then one of his helpers said “do we execute him with the furnace? The admin said “nah. The suffering ends too quickly. Let’s do the frog.” The chapter ends here. Please up if you liked it, and if you haven’t seen part one it’s on stories on frog boi

Chapter Three

I looked all over the island, but there was no Stego. I could have been wrong, But Stego was under the sea. Then I went down with my Basilosaurus and found a squid. The squid cooed. That was weird because Squids don't coo. I smacked the creature and didn't find Stego. A dodo was in the squid creature, which I like to call Tusoteuthis because it's fun to say Tusoteuthis. Tusoteuthis, Tusoteuthis, Tusoteuthis...

Anyway, the dodo that was in the squid-with-a-fun-to-say-name was not Stego. I opened several Ichthyosaurus jaws before I realized that either a creature is not digesting Stego or that Stego isn't underwater. Then I went to swim to the Electrophorus to test my theory when I swam too far to the thinking spot and saw something large with lots of teeth blocking my way. It was a mosa, and it was licking its lips, like I seemed tasty.

*please note that these stories are fiction, even for ARK. It is literally impossible for these to have happened in real-life ARK. Bye for now.*

Chapter One

The frog paced. He knew I was coming back soon. The mess that Ben The Beelzebufo had made was crazy. Ben tried to clean it up, but the arthropleurra guts kept dripping on the "cleaned up" mess and made everything dirty. "R-r-oak!" yelled the frog. I opened the door. "What..." I was at a loss for words. My Raptor White ran in the room. "Rr, rr, rnrnnn..." said White. Then Ben explained everything. I helped him clean it up. Then I went out again, riding on Leather The Pteranodon to fetch some wood. I had just about chopped down six trees when I heard a deep "oorloo, oo oo..." I ran to my cabin in the woods where I kept my Dodo, Stego, and slammed the door shut to regain my courage. Stego ran to me and cooed. I pet her. "Whaddaya think that was?" I asked the green Dodo. Stego pecked at my shoe and squawked. "You think it was a shoe monster?" I asked. "I'll check." I opened the door and saw a Stegosaurus in my face. I sighed and said, "You are the 'shoe monster?' The creature made an angry groan and whacked my legwith his tail, causing me to stumble over. Then the Dinosaur began to change. I asked, "W-what are you?"

So these guys are some of the funniest Animals in ark but never let them in the water if your not on them, mine fell off my boat when I was moving it before I had cryopods on this world and it jumped In the water and I never saw it again.

One day i tamed a frog named copra we would go evey were together but one day i was doing the sarco hunting mission when i saw a spino i thought we could take it on because copra was lvl77 i thought we were invicable! But we

were wrong we tried to escape but copra died then i killed the spino with my rifle while it eating and killing stuff rest in peace copra

Couple questions first bob.

1: where on the island are the battles taking place?

2: what weapons? (Guns and explosives) (tek) (medieval)?

3: how long have the wars lasted?

I will make that before I make the sequel to the battle for the ark in Rockwell.

Yay we all made a chapter in funny section by accident!(DT,Bob,me)

-TCLP

So bob, I was wondering if I could do a backstory thing for my characters during the war again INV. I think it would be cool since you already have a great story line for the war. My story is in Rockwell if you want to check it out. Also, I should have a quote popping up in basilo with an upcoming quote since it seems you like quotes.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

“This war will be the death of our sanity. Our innocence. Our very humanity and there will be nothing we can do to stop that.” - Tacoboi23

Have a great day! -bobbo

I was in the bug cave (or whatever it’s called) and I was on a beelzebufo. During the cave, I just fall through the floor on the frog. I didn't lose anything too valuable, but it was still painful.

I love frogs so when I was playing with a friend and we had basic tools in the swamp and were being chased by 2 titanaboas I decided to look up how to tame it and when I looked back up I was unconscious and died to the snakes. Now do you get knocked out when they lick you?

My beelezebufo was soo strong it could take on theris as well but one day while i was out doing hunting pursuits i found a high level carno (finding a high level one is hard so i tamed that one) then then i got bored cuz no carnos were spawning as it was my pursuit to kill 10 of em then for fun i went and fought a bit tought theri with my carno then i went to a bit more higher therj fighting a carno so i went in killed the carno but i had forgotten that i needed time to heal but the fight had started my carno died then i knew i was next my beelezebufo died trying to protect me but i was later then killed as well

RIP Mr.Beeleze :( (and carno)

I had a male and then went to tame a female the husband killed his future wife

Cruel Admin - Chapter 1 I woke up on the beach. I was confused what was going on as I saw someone put to sleep with a tranq dart and dragged into a metal box on top of a quetzal platform saddle and fly away. Then I had found something strange. Like some kind of note or something. I realised that the note was a warning to stay away from a adobe temple which if entered you could either be thrown into a giant furnace or be fed to the admins giga sized beelzebufo. I decided to try and stop the admin. I advanced to the temple. I was going to make a big mistake that would almost be fatal. Hi guys, I’m going to end the story here. Plz up

I made a raft and was looking for a Rex to tame and this guy gliched into my tank of a raft, didn't knew he was there until i heard croaking, even when i left swamp biome. He was sitting in my raft. I was scared cos i didn't knew how they reacted to players, so i got to the nearest landmass ( southern haven) and got some meat and tamed him, Now Gamakichi lives in my raft next to my bed....

Get atleast 5 high level froggos and a taming pen and your all set to tame most dinos