It knocked me out and then it did again and again and again

They drop frog legs on mobile now. Idk if they do on pc or x box

I have one named bezelbub and we hop everywhere together. By the way I’m the dude who’s raptor died in lava. Rip raptor I will miss you

Was taking a dire bear realized I didn’t have any narcotics except narco berries so put my loot in my deer that I just tamed (it was a taming trip in the red woods I now I’m dum ok) so I killed my self got on my paracer and went back and 3 attacked me for no reason (I think they’re mad at me for taming so many of them and them all getting killed) I get down to kill them but there atttack that knocks you got me and then I got killed by a megaphirana not multiple just 1 that’s it 1 so I try again with my other paracer and 2 more attacked and then on my way back to my base I got attacked by 1 more

Live Laugh Love Learn. And die. A lot.

Couple questions first bob.

1: where on the island are the battles taking place?

2: what weapons? (Guns and explosives) (tek) (medieval)?

3: how long have the wars lasted?

I will make that before I make the sequel to the battle for the ark in Rockwell.

Yay we all made a chapter in funny section by accident!(DT,Bob,me)

-TCLP

So bob, I was wondering if I could do a backstory thing for my characters during the war again INV. I think it would be cool since you already have a great story line for the war. My story is in Rockwell if you want to check it out. Also, I should have a quote popping up in basilo with an upcoming quote since it seems you like quotes.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

I was in the bug cave (or whatever it’s called) and I was on a beelzebufo. During the cave, I just fall through the floor on the frog. I didn't lose anything too valuable, but it was still painful.

Cruel Admin - Chapter 4. The Admin Ran at me, Carrying a Sword. I Ran Away. I was out of the temple in 10 Seconds Because I was Level 110 and All I pumped was movement speed since level 1. The Start of my Plan had Worked, (And also Almost went Terribly Wrong) But Even Though The Plan to Kill the Admin to end this cruelty Was going Good So Far, It was Far From over.

Cruel Admin - Chapter 2. I entered the Temple. There was a junction. So I took the left turn. Then I saw the admin discussing about their defences. i walked further. Then I took the left turn again. Dead End. Before I could walk out a grappling hook like the ones in the games where you grab a teddy and drop it down a hatch to get it grabbed me. then the admin came over and said “Looks like a unwanted guest has been caught.” Then one of his helpers said “do we execute him with the furnace? The admin said “nah. The suffering ends too quickly. Let’s do the frog.” The chapter ends here. Please up if you liked it, and if you haven’t seen part one it’s on stories on frog boi

Chapter One

The frog paced. He knew I was coming back soon. The mess that Ben The Beelzebufo had made was crazy. Ben tried to clean it up, but the arthropleurra guts kept dripping on the "cleaned up" mess and made everything dirty. "R-r-oak!" yelled the frog. I opened the door. "What..." I was at a loss for words. My Raptor White ran in the room. "Rr, rr, rnrnnn..." said White. Then Ben explained everything. I helped him clean it up. Then I went out again, riding on Leather The Pteranodon to fetch some wood. I had just about chopped down six trees when I heard a deep "oorloo, oo oo..." I ran to my cabin in the woods where I kept my Dodo, Stego, and slammed the door shut to regain my courage. Stego ran to me and cooed. I pet her. "Whaddaya think that was?" I asked the green Dodo. Stego pecked at my shoe and squawked. "You think it was a shoe monster?" I asked. "I'll check." I opened the door and saw a Stegosaurus in my face. I sighed and said, "You are the 'shoe monster?' The creature made an angry groan and whacked my legwith his tail, causing me to stumble over. Then the Dinosaur began to change. I asked, "W-what are you?"

One day i tamed a frog named copra we would go evey were together but one day i was doing the sarco hunting mission when i saw a spino i thought we could take it on because copra was lvl77 i thought we were invicable! But we

were wrong we tried to escape but copra died then i killed the spino with my rifle while it eating and killing stuff rest in peace copra

So these guys are some of the funniest Animals in ark but never let them in the water if your not on them, mine fell off my boat when I was moving it before I had cryopods on this world and it jumped In the water and I never saw it again.

Toxic Tales: Extra Part 1

I wanted to put out some background information so that future chapters will have fewer explanations and more of the actual story, so this will explain the biomes, the sub-biomes, and a bit of history of Toxic Tales. (Keep in mind that Toxic Tales does not take place on any in-game map.)

Poison Wyvern Island: a large island off the coast of the Troodon Woods, it has the Poison Wyvern Caverns in the south and the rest is covered in trees. It is avoided by those on the Mainland.

Prominent creatures: Poison wyverns, allos, and troodons

Sub-biomes: none

Troodon Woods: a large segment of the Mainland covered in a forest with many streams and clearings. It borders the Incitus River and the Anapos River has a small part in it. It's the only biome that never had a dominant species leading it. There is a human village in the middle of it.

Prominent creatures: Troodons and humans

Sub-biomes: Spino Delta and the Redwoods

The Scorching Sands: a desert in the far west, it is cut off from the other biomes by the Incitus River. It is a flat, arid desert with a single vital stream in the center ruled by the fire wyverns, whose trench is in the north of the biome. There is a human village in the south of it, near the Deathworm Cave, a huge cave filled with deathworms that the fire wyverns forbid creatures from entering due to how often they wouldn't return.

Prominent creatures: Fire wyverns, deathworms, and mantis.

Sub-biomes: Piranha Oasis

The Rolling Plains: a large, open plain in the center of the Mainland, it was ruled by the lightning wyverns before they were chased off by the poison wyverns in the war, and now it's known for being a chaotic biome filled with the largest creatures all in a power struggle. It has several human villages, one in the West, East, and one in the swamp. The empty lightning wyvern cave is in the center. The Asapos River separates it from the East side of the mainland. A few streams are running through it.

Prominent creatures: Gigas, rexs, formerly lightning wyverns, brontos, and quetzals.

Sub-biomes: the swamp.

P.S. I'll make a second one of these under this same creature (I don't want this to be too long) and continue the story in the next.

- Sol

I love frogs so when I was playing with a friend and we had basic tools in the swamp and were being chased by 2 titanaboas I decided to look up how to tame it and when I looked back up I was unconscious and died to the snakes. Now do you get knocked out when they lick you?

“This war will be the death of our sanity. Our innocence. Our very humanity and there will be nothing we can do to stop that.” - Tacoboi23

Have a great day! -bobbo

I had a male and then went to tame a female the husband killed his future wife

I had a frog named him Kermit he was my second tame I had him forever me and my friends left our base to get materials my little brother joined the sever and put Kermit in the metal fence I have and killed Kermit later when he got off we got back to the base found his body and threw him to the giga in the volcano

Swamp

Me and my dad finally got our first beelzebufo duo and went for a run through the swamp thinking we are to fast then we are taken by suprise by kaproraschus and we are nearly killed and then 2 sarcos come out and kill us then we lost out beelzebufo.